Most horrifying experience ever encountered

[KentaRawr!]

I remember when I was 6 or 7, I had a bunkbed. I also had a particularly large head, and a tendency to roll over in my sleep. I roll all over the place if I'm really feeling comfy. :3 In fact, sometimes I would be sleeping on the couch, and I'd wake up with my head where my feet were and my feet where my head was. I don't know how it happens, but hey! In fact, I once woke up under my bed!!

Anyway, that's beside the point. I was on the top bunk in my bunk bed, which had a rail to keep you from rolling off the bed. Like I said before, I had a pretty big head, but my body was pretty small! So, I rolled over, and every part of my body fit through, with the exception of my big noggin! Being hung in my bedroom by my bed was a pretty weird thing to wake up to. I was able to keep my feet on the bottom bunk, but I kept slipping, and it hurt quite a bit! Eventually, my Mom came in to help me out of there. No one had come sooner because they mistook my loud screams as me tickling my little brother, Danny. According to my older brother and sister, they were too busy watching Sabrina the Teenage witch to do anything. Meanies.

[Renmiri]

If any of my kids gets really sick.. Like when my 11 year old swallowed a flashlight lamp when she was 4, or my boy fell on his head when he was 3 and we had to take him for cat scans.

Compared to that, explosive poopy diapers were easy peasy.

[~*~Celes~*~]

:x I didn't expect stories of such magnitude

[Shiny]

Can someone supply a summarized version of Iceglow's story?

[~*~Celes~*~]

tldr; his worst experience ever: a severely unhygenic couple went through his department at the store he worked at and the lady everywhere, causing him to vomit in the sink and there was a big debacle over who would clean it up. The customers were told to leave asap.

Not as bad: someone peed in a chair

worse than the second one but still not as bad as the first: If you go to a restaurant he happens to work at and you puke in the toilet, he threatens to charge you 20Q if you refuse to clean it up. Most people forgo the extra 20Q charge and just do it themselves.

[Bunny]

I'm not even going to read the majority of this thread because my jobs have not sucked as much as yours have.

[Rye]

I wouldn't call it horrifying, but when I was 17 and heavier than I am now, but not really fat or anything, I was wearing this certain top and like, 5 women asked me when I was "due" because I looked pregnant. I freaked out and started crying hysterically and left the store early.

Bitchesssss!

[Rodarian]

I had once broken wind in front of my former boss a few months back....I don't think she noticed but I know my co worker did...And she razzed me the entire time.....

[Iceglow]

tldr; his worst experience ever: a severely unhygenic couple went through his department at the store he worked at and the lady everywhere, causing him to vomit in the sink and there was a big debacle over who would clean it up. The customers were told to leave asap.

Not as bad: someone peed in a chair

worse than the second one but still not as bad as the first: If you go to a restaurant he happens to work at and you puke in the toilet, he threatens to charge you 20Q if you refuse to clean it up. Most people forgo the extra 20Q charge and just do it themselves.

Stop doing that to my posts! You just butchered something that whilst conveying appropriately my trauma also conveyed it with humour and style (yes swearing tons can be a smurfing funny thing and deliver things with style what of it?) that was just a boring summary I insist all readers of the TL;DR version go back and read the original version

[Jiro]

I actually agree with Iceglow, read the damn thing, it's hilarious.

[Levian]

Well, that's an easy question.

[Iceglow]

Well, that's an easy question.

Translation please?

[Levian]

Still critical for woman (35) after injuries in train accident.

woman is my sister, and she was sitting in her office when a runaway goods train hit the building which then collapsed on top of her. This is 5 months ago and she's doing good now and will most likely come home next month.

[~*~Celes~*~]

I actually agree with Iceglow, read the damn thing, it's hilarious.

I know, but people complain about his posts being tl;dr all the time and since this is MY thread and his stories are pretty smurfing horrifying, I had to share them for everyone to see

Also Levian *hugs* I'm glad she's doing good!

Now if we're going to talk TRULY horrifying stories...I have some worse ones, which don't compare to anything like Levian's or War Angel's, but...yeah.

When I was in the womb, my heart rate was extremely low, and my mom was placed on bed rest. They didn't think I would make it. However, I did make it, but then I was born with such a severe case of lactose intolerance that my stomach nearly collapsed and I was horribly dehydrated. My pediatrician couldn't figure out what was wrong so he wrote "failure to thrive" on my chart and that was it. I spent the first 2 years of my life in and out of the hospital. However, my mom wisened up to my condition and put me on Pedialyte (essentially it's Gatorade for infants and toddlers) and lactose-free formula. Here I am today, still a pretty weak stomach (can't eat greasy foods, gore, blood and i don't get along, etc) and a very mild case of lactose intolerance, but I'm here.

Besides that, I would say my dog dying a couple of weeks ago. It was completely unexpected and very heartbreaking because she was my best friend. She always knew when I was upset and would either lay her head on my lap, stub wagging, just looking up at me waiting for me to pet her and hug her, or she would roll around on her back so that her cheeks would flop upwards so her teeth were showing in a smile and her ears would be up against the floor. She always looked hilarious. Or she would jump up on her hind legs, her front paws resting on my shoulders, and she would lick my face.

God i miss that dog

[Madame Adequate]

Being molested repeatedly by my dad.

Family members being killed by incompetent IRA men.

When my anus itches and won't stop no matter how much I scratch it until it becomes raw and painful for like three days due to me trying to make it stop.