i was an ra at a dorm for a co-ed floor. i have seen things that cannot be unseen.

one particularly fun night, someone wakes me up at like 2 am and tells me there's a drunk kid on the bathroom floor coated in puke and diarrhea. guess who had to deal with that?

there was also the bum who managed to get into the building, then onto our floor, and left a steaming pile of in the hallway before opening some poor girl's door (she left it unlocked, hopefully she learned her lesson) and falling asleep on her floor.