Let me see you trust someone whose hair could bite you.
Someone's pretty ready to jump on the chance to lynch someone.
Let me see you trust someone whose hair could bite you.
Someone's pretty ready to jump on the chance to lynch someone.
Just because my hair could bite doesn't mean it will! I mean you could spontaneously combust but that doesn't mean we won't trust you
btw
I agree with this quote here, but I don't necessarily think it was scummy. I think Hestia was just trying to help out a player. A lot of us are new at this and want a helping hand you know?
Hmm I don't trust Madusa but I distrust you a lot more, give me one good reason why you voted to lynch me? And your reason for voting for Madusa yesterday too would be most helpful.
Artemis's vote for me also seems way too random too.
My vote remains on you though Hemera!
All the votes are random right now because there's no evidence to go on. Why you're demanding reason in a situation that's completely unreasonable is kind of odd. Why should anyone have to defend themselves against their random decisions? The only alignments any of us know at this time are our own (but by this time some of the mafia probably know who each other are.)
My jokes are funny and educational. Your joke is dumb and expected.
Why you so defensive? Seriously, Mr. Sensitive Angry Pants, why don't you calm down. Do you think other people are going to vote for you because I did? Is your mindsmurf ability whining about people who consider your attitude and behavior petulant and annoying? If so, then I hope for your sake you can use it more than once!
I didn't vote for you for any other reason than 1) you're a goofball and 2) I don't want to vote against myself. Furthermore, I didn't encourage anyone else to vote for you either. Thus far I'm the only person that's voted for you and I don't think you're in any kind of serious danger of getting lynched. But because you turned all bratface on me, I'm totally keeping my vote. Now buzz off, messenger boy, before I drown you in the river Styx.
I think some people are focusing too much on Day 0 votes. We had zero knowledge Day 0 and no one was in remotely any danger (13 needed for a majority, after all). Most of them seemed to just be joke votes and roleplaying. It's possible a Day 0 vote may help to reveal something, but I think it'd be much more helpful to focus on actions made after that. The "bandwagoning" on Medusa may be scummy (though most were just commenting "ew, snakes"), but if so it is the most incompetent mafia group I can imagine. The only comments about Medusa being mafia happened after that, including by someone who didn't even vote for Medusa (Hestia).
I'm not sure why you decided to vote based on an obvious joke roleclaim, though I agree that roleclaiming is annoying. This makes me a little suspicious. Though I also agree that Hermes's response was overly defensive. Eh, there's probably nothing there. But Hermes's actions seemed more annoying than scummy.
However, I haven't seen anything yet to make me change my original Hestia vote, so I will stick with that.
Yes, I AM FURIOUS!!!!!
Naw, sorry. I'm happy you voted for me. I love having an excuse to rip into people who think they're God's gift (Geddit?!!!!?!?!) in mafia games
Just once, just once I'd like it if they admitted their logic was flawed instead of trying to act all smug and superior. ...ah who am I kidding, I love having more ammunition for my brilliant internet put downs.
Some tips, for you, on how to become a better mafia player:
- Joking around the entire time, seemingly not even able to take yourself seriously then apparently not seeing another player's blatant as hell joke (I mean really, Ronald Reagan) is kinda suspicious
- As is repeatedly attempting to paint someone who makes fun of your dumb ass as angry rather than actually responding to the criticism.
- I also like how you're trying to say I am afraid of being lynched. Nice touch there, the ol' putting words into someone's mouth! ...but a big no no if you don't want to be seen as a bad guy, might wanna cut that one out.
- Still, I have to give you credit for changing your vote reason now that you've been called out on the old one. That's not remotely suspi...oh. Ohhhh.
- Stop sucking. Always helps!
These tips are free of charge...if you remove your vote for me, that is! Nobody has ever voted for me in a mafia game, you see, and that's why I am raging/whining/masturbating furiously/whatever it is you're saying I'm doing.
ps: your actin pretty defensively their buddy!!!!!!!!!!!
Votecount
(I'm not going to show all the no-votes here but they will be counted against themselves in the official tally)
Apollo (2) - Artemis, Hemera
Tyche (2) - Helios, Nyx
Hera (2) - Dionysus, (self-vote)
Athena (2) - Aphrodite, (self-vote)
Hestia (2) - Poseidon, (self-vote)
Poseidon (1) - Cerberus
Cerberus (1) - Hermes
Nyx (1) - Tyche
Hermes (1) - Hades
Hemera (1) - Apollo
Not voting:
Ares, Asclepius, Athena, Demeter, Eilithyia, Eros, Hebe, Hephaestus, Hera, Hestia, Hygieia, Persephone
No-vote:
Medusa
Day 1 ends in about 4 hours.
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Why is someone who has clearly not played very much (not being voted for EVER) giving us tips?
Well, let's see. I pretty much said I used no logic at all in my vote. I voted for you because you were annoying. An assessment you continue to prove with every post you make.
You like to have an excuse to rip into people who think they're good at mafia? I never said I was good at mafia. All I did was vote for you because I had to vote for somebody and thus far, you're the only one who's given me any kind of reason to do so: jackassery.
At any rate, it'd be cool if you stopped acting as if what you're doing is a service to the mafia denizens. The real reason for your abject assholery is the fact that you're a very angry, frustrated, sad person who lacks viable communication skills. I half-jokingly voted for you, you attacked me. So, I was infact incorrect earlier. You're not defensive at all. You're offensive. What reason on earth would you have for flipping your as such? Unless you're just a jerk 24/7, which is entirely possible.
I'll answer your list, though. Just for s.
1) I understand your roleclaim was a joke. All I said is it was annoying and unfunny. Truthfulness is suspicious behavior? Maybe on your homeplanet of Twatface it is.
2) You started calling me names and mocking me. This type of behavior is seated in love? Medusa lost her ability to vote yesterday for no reason at all and she's not being as much a bitch as you are. I don't think I'd be alone in assuming your reactions were seated in anger and resentment.
3) Again, I don't think I'd be alone in assuming you don't want to be lynched. Do any of us want to be? Your argument here is silly, because I'm not even sort of trying to paint you as scum. I'm not trying to paint you as anything, I'm just irritated by assholes.
4) It took a lot of practice to get as good as I am. I've won awards.
I was referring to the players collectively. :I
You are the one who was excessively jokey in the first place. Nearly every post you had made in the thread so far has been some sort of joke, and yet you highlighted in your first "tip" for Hades.
I forgot how much fun it was watching people getting bent out of shape in this game
At the same time distracts from the task at hand. btw to all those keeping score this is indeed the second time I've pointed this out
I am indeed a sad lonely furious angry person who acts like a jerk 24/7 and that is why I called you out. I don't know how you could've possibly worked out all the various intimate details of my personality from a couple of posts in a forum game, but gee golly gosh, you did it! You caught me. You caught me real good there, Internet Sheriff. Take me to e-jail and throw away the key!
Still, allow me to retort to your razor sharp witticisms:
your gay.
faggot.
It's suspicious to vote for me for being annoying and unfunny when that's all you've been in this game. Do you see how that works, or would you like me to explain it with a delightful puppet show?1) I understand your roleclaim was a joke. All I said is it was annoying and unfunny.But it is! They're loving this. You. Me. A whole lotta internet smackdown. They're creaming themselves. smurf the boring day one lamevotes. This is the party right here.At any rate, it'd be cool if you stopped acting as if what you're doing is a service to the mafia denizens.When you assume you make an ASS out of U and ME bro!!! Anyway I've cleared it up. There aint no anger or resentment. Just my way of having fun in this crazy game.I don't think I'd be alone in assuming your reactions were seated in anger and resentmentI don't want to be lynched, but I don't really care enough to get ANGRY about it, and I don't think I displayed ANGER like you claimed, either.Again, I don't think I'd be alone in assuming you don't want to be lynched.
hey me too let's compare them! I won Best Overall EoFF Mafia Player. How about you?It took a lot of practice to get as good as I am. I've won awards.
ps: herpestius or w/e, read again. I am not saying joking is suspicious. I am saying joking, then voting for somebody else's joke post is a contradiction and therefore odd.
Alright, so now we have some actual discussion going on. Yes, it's most based around me, but I expected that. Time to take off the gloves.
Explanation of my posts thus far:
- Yes, this post is 100% unnecessary. Any good player will know that wasn't a serious roleblame *I like the word*. Why was the post made? To draw out some actual mafia talk because somebody was going to comment on the encounter and we'd get to learn something from the responses.
Important posts on the topic I noticed:
Hera, post 84. Obviously, I noticed this one. The post just didn't sit right with me. If you think I say something bad, go for it, finger of suspicion me and call me out! But this isn't that, it's "I kinda, sorta, maybe, a little, teeny, tiny, think x is mafia". It's trying to draw attention to me, without drawing attention to yourself. Obviously, I ended up following this lead for more with Hera, but I've yet to hear more from her.
- Next I made this post. This post is my trap. It's got two parts. The important part:
People who questioned this first part are on my good list. This is obviously defensive, an unnecessary response to a really, really weak finger of suspicion. Really, if I wanted to play defensively best not even commenting on that would've been the best option. With that said, people who questioned that are absolutely looking for the right reasons to question someone. Why was Hestia being so defensive?
And the NOT-Important part:
This is the worthless part of the post. It's unimportant, a "Thank you captain obvious' statement. Of course the town is better off if Medusa was scum and couldn't find out the details of her role, then if she was a townie playing blind! Why do I even need to point this fact out? Why? To draw out some scum trying to force an argument against me of course! I've already accomplished making myself look suspicious and twisting this stupid irrelevant statement could be the 'nail in the coffin' later on during a bandwagon.
Important posts after this:
Hades Post 92. Most of this post is fine, pointing out relevant arguments that I've already said are purposefully in my posts to encourage conversation. When we get to here though:
I clearly never accuse Medusa of anything in my post. I state how it would be better for town if Medusa was mafia so we don't have one of our own blind to her role. Could be a simple misread, still, I don't trust it.
Poseidon Post 107. Same thing as Hades, claims I'm calling Medusa mafia. I clearly never did that. Does question why I'm being so defensive though, I like that in a man
Hebe, post 118 and the bandwagon is complete (something, something, something complete). This is the most suspicious post of them all to me though! Why? Hebe adds nothing, is clearly bandwagoning on an established candidate for lynched and "pretends" to analyze my latest post. If you read through Hebe's post on my last you learn nothing. You don't even know why Hebe finds me suspicious. She says I'm being "cryptic" without ever explaining what she's talking about when she says that or why she's saying it! And then ends with the "oh and he's bandwagoning on Medusa" tactic that's already been stated (and wrong) 3 times. (And after all that she even withholds from voting for me xD)
[u]Hestia's Vestal List of Suspicious Helots![u]
- You've made one important post and it was very, very fishy for reasons stated above
- Hades. Besides being the first to smurf up with my irrelevant statement trap, you've also been played like a fiddle by Hermes. *Yes, I 100% support Hermes in you're little debacle.*
- Poseidon, using rehashed, wrong logic.
- Hera, if you were town I really expected you to rip into me for being so defensive.
##vote: Hebe