Now wait just a soul-damning minute here. You've been making unfunny joke posts the entire time, H-Bomb, and yet when somebody else makes an unfunny joke post, ALERT ALERT ALERT BETTER VOTE FOR THEM!!!!

I would like to change my roleclaim. I am no longer RONALD REAGAN, I am actually the Hades: Hypocrite, or Communist? YOU decide!. My power is that every time a manatee licking screwball whose name rhymes with Ladies votes for me, I have to respond with mocking sarcasm.

THIS IS A DEADLY SERIOUS ROLE CLAIM BTW!!!!