Quote Originally Posted by [M] Hermes View Post
Yes, I AM FURIOUS!!!!!

Naw, sorry. I'm happy you voted for me. I love having an excuse to rip into people who think they're God's gift (Geddit?!!!!?!?!) in mafia games

Just once, just once I'd like it if they admitted their logic was flawed instead of trying to act all smug and superior. ...ah who am I kidding, I love having more ammunition for my brilliant internet put downs.

Some tips, for you, on how to become a better mafia player:

  • Joking around the entire time, seemingly not even able to take yourself seriously then apparently not seeing another player's blatant as hell joke (I mean really, Ronald Reagan) is kinda suspicious
  • As is repeatedly attempting to paint someone who makes fun of your dumb ass as angry rather than actually responding to the criticism.
  • I also like how you're trying to say I am afraid of being lynched. Nice touch there, the ol' putting words into someone's mouth! ...but a big no no if you don't want to be seen as a bad guy, might wanna cut that one out.
  • Still, I have to give you credit for changing your vote reason now that you've been called out on the old one. That's not remotely suspi...oh. Ohhhh.
  • Stop sucking. Always helps!


These tips are free of charge...if you remove your vote for me, that is! Nobody has ever voted for me in a mafia game, you see, and that's why I am raging/whining/masturbating furiously/whatever it is you're saying I'm doing.

ps: your actin pretty defensively their buddy!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, let's see. I pretty much said I used no logic at all in my vote. I voted for you because you were annoying. An assessment you continue to prove with every post you make.

You like to have an excuse to rip into people who think they're good at mafia? I never said I was good at mafia. All I did was vote for you because I had to vote for somebody and thus far, you're the only one who's given me any kind of reason to do so: jackassery.

At any rate, it'd be cool if you stopped acting as if what you're doing is a service to the mafia denizens. The real reason for your abject assholery is the fact that you're a very angry, frustrated, sad person who lacks viable communication skills. I half-jokingly voted for you, you attacked me. So, I was infact incorrect earlier. You're not defensive at all. You're offensive. What reason on earth would you have for flipping your as such? Unless you're just a jerk 24/7, which is entirely possible.

I'll answer your list, though. Just for s.

1) I understand your roleclaim was a joke. All I said is it was annoying and unfunny. Truthfulness is suspicious behavior? Maybe on your homeplanet of Twatface it is.

2) You started calling me names and mocking me. This type of behavior is seated in love? Medusa lost her ability to vote yesterday for no reason at all and she's not being as much a bitch as you are. I don't think I'd be alone in assuming your reactions were seated in anger and resentment.

3) Again, I don't think I'd be alone in assuming you don't want to be lynched. Do any of us want to be? Your argument here is silly, because I'm not even sort of trying to paint you as scum. I'm not trying to paint you as anything, I'm just irritated by assholes.

4) It took a lot of practice to get as good as I am. I've won awards.