What kind of people are your pets, gang? I'll discuss mine, from youngest to eldest!

Murphy is a shy guy. He use to be fairly brave and rarely got ruffled, but he liked under my parent's bed and when the delivery men came with a new mattress, he ran to hide there. Only for the bed to be torn asunder above him! Since his hiding spot was so violated he's been a much more nervous, shy puss, but he's very friendly and affectionate to those he knows. He likes to be left alone a lot anyway though!

Jinx is a catten even though he's six years old. He still looks like a kitten, all skinny and gangly and awkward. He is, however, a grumpy old man at heart and he spends a lot of his time complaining about various things and shouting at people when they go anywhere near the kitchen because he wants his cheese tithe, damnit! He's completely docile aside from being loud though, and would not last ten minutes in the wild because as soon as he identifies a threat, he just hunkers down and hopes it goes away.

Sugi is a BIG FAT BLACK CAT! He's a big sweetie, always affectionate, but nearly as shouty as Jinx when he gets hungry. We've had him on a diet for like two years and it hasn't done a damned thing, but we don't really mind, he's just a big soft warm lump who always wants a lap to curl up on. But he gets jealous easily, and if someone else is getting affection that he wants, he'll stick himself between you and whoever you're petting! Oh and he's also a demented pervert who likes to rape Jinx.

Teeko is my cat, and he's getting on a bit now, so his arthritis has made him a bit less agile than he used to be. But oh my god, there has never been a cat as loyal and affectionate as this one. You think dogs are man's best friend? Dogs are Judas next to my Teekocat, he does NOTHING with his life except A) sleep and B) love-bomb. If I don't shut the cats out of my room at night I will usually get woken up pretty much hourly as he schnooks around my face, purring wildly, and drooling profusely. He drools an insane amount when he is happy. It is gross but he's so adorable, but I can't sleep so he often gets evicted