^ < v game!!!

[TheGlassesGirl]

^ Is probably playing Dragon Quest III
< Has never played a Dragon Quest game.
v Is appalled.

[razorrozar7]

^ Is not the only one to have never played a Dragon Quest game.
< Is not bored ATM.
v Is not Bill Gates.

[TheGlassesGirl]

^ Is correct
< Was Bill Gates in a past life.
v Is wondering how I did that.

[razorrozar7]

^ Is correct.
< Does not believe in reincarnation.
v Is my reincarnation.

[TheGlassesGirl]

^ Is incorrect.
< I just said I'm Bill Gates, beetch!
v Is gonna make some "I'm Rick James, b*tch" joke

[leader of mortals]

^ is incorrect
< would rather have this go down the "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch" path
v Loves Wayne Brady

[TheGlassesGirl]

^ ...Meh.
< Wayne Brady's okay.
v Probably likes Will Smith way more.

[razorrozar7]

^ Is correct.
< Thinks Will Smith is the black Raoul Duke.
v Will make a random Raoul Duke joke.
EDIT: WTF? Chuck

Norris got replaced with Raoul Duke.

[TheGlassesGirl]

^ Is a bit confused, I suppose.
< Doesn't know exactly who Raoul Duke is.
v Is appalled.

[razorrozar7]

^ Is incorrect.
< Thinks Raoul Duke is the guy from the Dos Equis commercials.
v Has a fist beneath his/her beard.

[TheGlassesGirl]

^ Is incorrect (Raoul Duke is the antihero from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Thanks, Wikipedia!)
< Lacks a beard
v Is probably male, therefor can grow a beard.

[razorrozar7]

^ Cheated by using Wiki
< Is male but cannot yet grow a beard
v *glomp*

[TheGlassesGirl]

^ Needs to grow a beard.
< Is glomped
v Is NEXT!

[Fujiko]

^ Has a cool avatar!
< Has the coolest sig!
v Wants to have a cool sig but never manages!

[TheGlassesGirl]

^ Is incorrect
< Has a sig only a graphic designer could love
v "Gets" why my sig is funny