Truth.Originally Posted by Psychotic
The smurf is this "Mmmm I love facial hair!" crap from the girls?
No you bloody don't.
You shriek and cry about my razor sharp deathspikes until I shave them off. Bi'ches.
Truth.The smurf is this "Mmmm I love facial hair!" crap from the girls?
No you bloody don't.
You shriek and cry about my razor sharp deathspikes until I shave them off. Bi'ches.
I thought you couldn't grow a beardTruth.The smurf is this "Mmmm I love facial hair!" crap from the girls?
No you bloody don't.
You shriek and cry about my razor sharp deathspikes until I shave them off. Bi'ches.
I have a very light beard or stubble thing atm, i kinda like it because it makes me look older but...it's not really covering my jaw yet...
p.s which is very weird because i went through puberty at 11 years old :(
What about goatees?
I like Kung-Fu.
That's her BS lie to explain why she makes me shave it. She claims it is "weak and measly", which I don't think a man of my manliness needs to explain is nonsensical. Women, you see, cannot accept contradictions in their desires and reality. They may feel that they like beards, but as soon as they kiss stubble they complain, as Paul quite rightly observed. This contradiction is impossible in their minds, so they find ways to deflect the blame in some manner or another - no matter how tenuously - onto men.I thought you couldn't grow a beardTruth.The smurf is this "Mmmm I love facial hair!" crap from the girls?
No you bloody don't.
You shriek and cry about my razor sharp deathspikes until I shave them off. Bi'ches.
I see... You've given me a lot to think about.That's her BS lie to explain why she makes me shave it. She claims it is "weak and measly", which I don't think a man of my manliness needs to explain is nonsensical. Women, you see, cannot accept contradictions in their desires and reality. They may feel that they like beards, but as soon as they kiss stubble they complain, as Paul quite rightly observed. This contradiction is impossible in their minds, so they find ways to deflect the blame in some manner or another - no matter how tenuously - onto men.I thought you couldn't grow a beardTruth.The smurf is this "Mmmm I love facial hair!" crap from the girls?
No you bloody don't.
You shriek and cry about my razor sharp deathspikes until I shave them off. Bi'ches.
God Dimka you're such a gayfag
What about goatees?
We should do an EoFF beard contest to see who can go the longest without shaving. Like in Knocked Up.
Don't tempt fate, or it'll happen.
I WANT it to happen.
It must happen!
i have to shave in a week and a half though, not fair! T.T
Set up the thread Shorty <3
I won't compete because well, if I don't shave it's NASTY
I'm only doing this if I have a minimum of five participants.
If one or more participants last 6 months, everybody puts a little money towards buying the one who lasts the longest a Rusty Roger Beardaclava.
Addendum: The first girl to grow an inch-long beard wins a Chocolate Covered Strawberry Beardling.
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