
Originally Posted by
eternal essence

Originally Posted by
I'm my own MILF

Originally Posted by
Psychotic
The smurf is this "Mmmm I love facial hair!" crap from the girls?
No you bloody don't.
You shriek and cry about my razor sharp deathspikes until I shave them off. Bi'ches.

Truth.
I thought you couldn't grow a beard

That's her BS lie to explain why she makes me shave it. She claims it is "weak and measly", which I don't think a man of my manliness needs to explain is nonsensical. Women, you see, cannot accept contradictions in their desires and reality. They may feel that they like beards, but as soon as they kiss stubble they complain, as Paul quite rightly observed. This contradiction is impossible in their minds, so they find ways to deflect the blame in some manner or another - no matter how tenuously - onto men.