THE longest thread

[Alive-Cat]

Starshine, never gonna find me.

[Timekeeper]

THE longest thread is now equal with the *actions only thread*.
*shakes head*

[Alive-Cat]

This thread is where I am morning baiting lemons.
Do you bait lemons, Timekeeper?

[Hollycat]

OMG!

i found a cookie

[Inferno]

My 24th post in this thread, in which I do not believe anymore

[Alive-Cat]

I believe in nothing except for this thread.

[Hollycat]

I believe I'm losing my hypoallergenic spirit

[Alive-Cat]

Then I fear all hope may be lost.

[Hollycat]

Im... becoming human

[Alive-Cat]

That happened to me once. I was not born human. Read my EoFF wiki. It contains all the sordid details.

[Jiro]

Didn't Baloki break the wiki?

[Alive-Cat]

It seems to be fine now, it seems, to be.

[|-THE redmage-|]

That's what they want you to think...

[Alive-Cat]

How do you know it's not what I want you to think? Maybe I have a master plan for every one of you, maybe I have been manipulating EoFF to create this thread from the very beginning, maybe every single action I do every single day is manipulating planet Earth into a position which I want it to be in for my plan to be complete. Maybe.

[Jiro]

Well I just can't be bothered updating the wiki right now so I'll pretend it's still broken