The EoFF Jesus Look-a-Like (AKA Beard) Contest - Signup and discussion thread!

[Shorty]

Trimming is advised against - if you do end up trimming, you may end up costing yourself a prize - another contestant might choose to not trim and surpass you with beard epicness.

Contestants are encouraged to aim for a Joaquin beard.

[Fujiko]

Contestants are encouraged to aim for a Joaquin beard.

xDDD

[Freya]

But a crazy mountain man beard is gross! You can still have an epic beard and have it look nice don't be THAT lazy.

[G13]

Hmm... I'll have to think on this then. A Joaquin beard sounds hilarious but not if it's attached to your face.

[Shorty]

But a crazy mountain man beard is gross! You can still have an epic beard and have it look nice don't be THAT lazy.

The point of the contest isn't to have a nice, neat, shapely beard of an upstanding citizen. It's the grow the best damn forest on your face that you possibly can, making as little cosmetic alterations as possible.

It's not laziness, it's willpower and discipline.

[Clo]

But a crazy mountain man beard is gross! You can still have an epic beard and have it look nice don't be THAT lazy.

The point of the contest isn't to have a nice, neat, shapely beard of an upstanding citizen. It's the grow the best damn forest on your face that you possibly can, making as little cosmetic alterations as possible.

It's not laziness, it's willpower and discipline.

Are you saying Jesus's beard wasn't neat and upstanding?

[Shorty]

It's so hard to tell when everyone paints it so differently.

[Agent Proto]

Haha, I just recently shaved my Manny Pacquiao-like facial hair a couple days ago, so I'm as clean shaven as it can get for the start of this, that is if I choose to enter.

Now, tell me why I should participate, and I'll consider it.

[Peegee]

Haha, I just recently shaved my Manny Pacquiao-like facial hair a couple days ago, so I'm as clean shaven as it can get for the start of this, that is if I choose to enter.

Now, tell me why I should participate, and I'll consider it.

You get EoFF girls who like bearded lumberjacks swooning over you.

ps: I would love to see Brian enter this competition.

[Shorty]

Also the prizes, which I am paying out of pocket for. >:O

I'm considering revising the required time to three months for prize eligibility.

[Rantz]

I aim not for the beard of Jesus, but for the beard of GOD.

Poseidon and Karl Marx are other acceptable goals.

[G13]

I think that's way more reasonable.

You should have a sign up sheet so if people shave and get disqualified you can cross them off. That way if there's only one person left they get the prize and they don't have to go the full 3 months looking like a filthy beggar.

Or some , I dunno.

[Clo]

Somebody should grow this one for me.

[iced_saltine]

so who's judging? maybe...to include females in this contest, girls get to judge?

[Rantz]

You should have a sign up sheet so if people shave and get disqualified you can cross them off. That way if there's only one person left they get the prize and they don't have to go the full 3 months looking like a filthy beggar.

But having people looking like filthy beggars for an extended period of time is half the point!

Also if she's paying for prizes she should get some value for her money xD