The EoFF Jesus Look-a-Like (AKA Beard) Contest - Signup and discussion thread!

[G13]

Now if some of us guys did 6 months no shaving with no trimming we'd end up looking like the above picture, a freaking hobo in skinny fit silver trousers peeing in a plastic urinal at a festival somewhere. Yes I work with the guy. He recently shaved his beard off completely it was such an epic morning when he came to work without it that I didn't actually recognize him. Personally I would rather avoid having a scary beard like that.

You didn't recognize the guy because his beard was gone? How many people do you know that wear silver semenslayers?

[Jiro]

I'll join, if only to beat Jiro.

Bring it

[missaira]

I'll join, if only to beat Jiro.

Bring it

you could have at least made it brown xD or referenced the awesome photographer

[Jiro]

It was the darkest brown in my colour palette on paint alright?!

Besides, I think I look good with a... not even sure what colour that is. Burgundy? I don't know colours, I'm artistically retarded.

[missaira]

It was the darkest brown in my colour palette on paint alright?!

Besides, I think I look good with a... not even sure what colour that is. Burgundy? I don't know colours, I'm artistically retarded.

maroon? ewwwwwww :P

[Pheesh]

I'll join, if only to beat Jiro.

Bring it

Dear god, it kind of suits you. I sort of want to see you with a proper one now :/

[Clo]

Jiro, I expect a lumberjack beard on you, sir.

[Dignified Pauper]

Just dropping by to share this.

[Jiro]

Dear god, it kind of suits you. I sort of want to see you with a proper one now :/

You'll have to wait a really long time, facial hair does not like me Though I have two days before Wednesday so if there's any truth to this 'shaving speeds up hair growing' business then constant shaving between now and then make me bleed to death speed up the process!

[Bunny]

Now if some of us guys did 6 months no shaving with no trimming we'd end up looking like the above picture, a freaking hobo in skinny fit silver trousers peeing in a plastic urinal at a festival somewhere. Yes I work with the guy. He recently shaved his beard off completely it was such an epic morning when he came to work without it that I didn't actually recognize him. Personally I would rather avoid having a scary beard like that.

You didn't recognize the guy because his beard was gone? How many people do you know that wear silver semenslayers?

He's British so... a lot.

[qwertysaur]

Next time try the eyedropper tool Jiro

[Freya]

I hear if you let it grow for a few days then shave then grow then shave, you are conditioning it to grow more. So even if you just have baby stubble, like shave it. Or something. I honestly don't know what i'm talking about... BUT IT'S WHAT I HEARD!

[Agent Proto]

I don't think that's the best advice to give for THIS contest.

[Shorty]

Yeah, no shaving allowed. >:o

[Clo]

Also, it's not true.