The EoFF Jesus Look-a-Like (AKA Beard) Contest - Signup and discussion thread!

[G13]

K Just remember to truly win the competition you must post a picture of yourself wearing some super awesome silver semen slayers with the beard flowing in the wind, peeing in public is optional! Frankly the idea of seeing anyone in silver semen slayers is good enough to declare them winner for life!

Dude, I asked for a pair and you said no.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I hear if you let it grow for a few days then shave then grow then shave, you are conditioning it to grow more. So even if you just have baby stubble, like shave it. Or something. I honestly don't know what i'm talking about... BUT IT'S WHAT I HEARD!

I didn't think people still believed that. For everyone, the only thing that can make your facial hair come in thicker/faster is time.

I wish I could start now.

[G13]

You know the best part about this? I'll be going in to job interviews with the world's tiest beard there to back me up.

[Iceglow]

K Just remember to truly win the competition you must post a picture of yourself wearing some super awesome silver semen slayers with the beard flowing in the wind, peeing in public is optional! Frankly the idea of seeing anyone in silver semen slayers is good enough to declare them winner for life!

Dude, I asked for a pair and you said no.

You asked me to steal his semen slayers and thats why I said no besides I thought we'd already agreed it's 200% possible Lady Gaga stole them from him as it is

[NorthernChaosGod]

You know the best part about this? I'll be going in to job interviews with the world's tiest beard there to back me up.

"This mo'smurfer right here is legit, LET'S HIRE HIM NOW."

[Rantz]

Contest is up!