Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
My dear Moonflower, if you can convince Jess, I will enter this.
She may be feisty, but I think I can still take her midget-ass down. Do iiiiiit!
Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
So now I have to grow a beard, get weird looks from people because I look like some Caveman/Rapist, upset the girlfriend because it hurts her face when we have heavy makeouts, and give you my address so you can probably show up at my door possibly with a knife instead of a cool beard cover?

No thanks, psycho.
Stubble hurts for making out, but beards are soft! And you can rub it on her and it feels gooooood. When BJ rubs his beard on my neck it's like