The EoFF Jesus Look-a-Like (AKA Beard) Contest - Signup and discussion thread!
PG has threatened me with my life if I don't get this contest on it's way.
I am pleased to announce the sign-up period for The Eoff Beard Contest!
The contest start date will be September 1st, 2010.
If you are unable to start at the beginning date, you're welcome to join and post progress pictures but will not be considered an official contestant and will not be eligible for any prizes. Members not participating may also post clean-shave pictures to tempt the contestants.
Members willing to participate in this contest agree to adhere to the following contest regulations.
* Note: In the interest of sexual non-discrimination, girls are allowed to participate if at the end of the contest they can exhibit at least an inch of growth.
RULES:
1. The contest begins on September 1st, 2010. All participants must be clean-shaven and agree to post a starting picture. Members will be allowed to enter after the contest begins, but they must keep their beard for a longer amount of time than the members before them in order to win the main prize.
- Allowable hair types: eyebrows, eyelashes, (trimmed) sideburns, nosehair, earhair.
- Banned hair types: mutton chops, pencil beards, goatees, soul patches, neck hair and mustaches.
2. Contestants agree to post an update pictures atleast once every seven days. Pictures may be posted at any time in between.
3. Trimming and shaping are highly frowned upon. "Sculpting" will be subjected to questioning.
4. Contestants must achieve at least an inch of growth and let their beard grow for at least three months to be eligible for a prize.
5. NO SHAVING. This will disqualify you from the contest.
6. No beards other than on the face will be permitted to qualify as part of the contest.
7. If a member decides to quit at any point, they will be permitted to re-enter the contest, however, their beard time will be restarted.
PRIZES:
Three awards will be given. Both Best Effort and Longest Beard winners will receive this prize:
Best Overall Beard (Beard Kept The Longest) will take home this glorious thing:
CONTESTANTS:
Below is a current list of members who wish to participate:
Bert
Blues Agent
Guardian XIII
Jiro
Levian
NCG
Parker
PG
Rantzien
Sir Lancealot
If you would like to participate, POST IN THIS THREAD.
He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less then a man. - Shakespeare
DISCLAIMER: The EoFF Hirsutism Committee or EoFF itself are not responsible for you being excommunicated from any families or social circles, nor being arrested on suspicion of pedophilia or terrorism as a result of participating in this contest. Please participate at your own risk, and exercise caution when displaying your unkempt facial hair in public.
Originally Posted by Clo
Master of the Fork
