My mom is superstitious but claims not to be. She says it's a scientifically proven fact that the moon has something to do with "weird things happening", so like if someone dies suddenly she blames it on the full moon that's 15 days away. I sometimes ask her to cite her sources for my own amusement but end up regretting it later.

My dad, whenever I talk to him, feels the need to lie about stuff to make a conversation ONE MILLION TIMES BETTER WOOOO! It's usually about things I was present for and it's kind of funny to play along only to stop laughing mid-story and say "No. " or like add to the story and make it even worse when he agrees that my lie is actually truth.

My eldest brother lets his daughter paint his toenails. He wears open toed sandals all year long. He also has one arm, which isn't really all that weird, just the circumstances as to why he only has one arm is.

Umm... I dunno, not really all that weird, just interesting.