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[NorthernChaosGod]

Raining animals - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Everything about this article, from the bizarre premise of jellyfish raining from the sky to the funny section about "raining cats and dogs" amuses me to no end.

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Bizarre facts about the world, on Wikipedia or whateva!

5 Bizarre Ways the Weather Can Kill You Without Warning | Cracked.com

#3!

Did you read the ball lightning one? It cracked me up;

Some think its a big ball of What the smurf that has somehow adopted physical form.

The more you know, knowledge is power!

Man, I read Cracked religiously. I love that smurfing place.

[Rye]

It is a very funny website!

[TheGlassesGirl]

By squeezing your left thumb with the rest of your fingers on your left hand, you have no gag reflex.

Your earlobes line up with your nipples.

Men have nipples because technically, all humans are female in the womb until around the 2nd to 3rd month, when the Y chromosome could take over for one X chromosome. Even if they are male, the nipples have already developed.

[Raistlin]

By squeezing your left thumb with the rest of your fingers on your left hand, you have no gag reflex.

This probably has to do with exerting yourself to distract you from your gag reflex rather than some mysterious connection between your fingers and throat (which does not pass the "bull test" for me). Squeezing your nipples or digging your fingernails into your thigh will presumably have a similar effect.

One of the most venomous creatures in the world is a jellyfish no bigger than your thumbnail.

[Pheesh]

Did you know that snails have projectile penises to fertilize their mate and that walking in your garden, if you have a fair amount of snails, you've probably been hit by one?

Are you telling us something Rye....

Yeah, she's telling you that those nice new shoes you bought have male snail love all over them

[TheGlassesGirl]

By squeezing your left thumb with the rest of your fingers on your left hand, you have no gag reflex.

This probably has to do with exerting yourself to distract you from your gag reflex rather than some mysterious connection between your fingers and throat (which does not pass the "bull test" for me). Squeezing your nipples or digging your fingernails into your thigh will presumably have a similar effect.

Probably. But still, it's useful when brushing your teeth and back of your tongue.

[Pheesh]

By squeezing your left thumb with the rest of your fingers on your left hand, you have no gag reflex.

This probably has to do with exerting yourself to distract you from your gag reflex rather than some mysterious connection between your fingers and throat (which does not pass the "bull test" for me). Squeezing your nipples or digging your fingernails into your thigh will presumably have a similar effect.

Probably. But still, it's useful when brushing your teeth and back of your tongue.

Or if you're...*is banned*

[TheGlassesGirl]

By squeezing your left thumb with the rest of your fingers on your left hand, you have no gag reflex.

This probably has to do with exerting yourself to distract you from your gag reflex rather than some mysterious connection between your fingers and throat (which does not pass the "bull test" for me). Squeezing your nipples or digging your fingernails into your thigh will presumably have a similar effect.

Probably. But still, it's useful when brushing your teeth and back of your tongue.

Or if you're...*is banned*

I knew it was coming. I was expecting NCG.

[Ouch!]

Snails are not, in fact, hermaphroditic. A larval snail becomes a male by attaching to the back of a female snail; it then develops into the testes and nothing else and lives inside the female snail's shell fertilizing her eggs. A male snail is, quite literally, parasitic balls.

[NorthernChaosGod]

By squeezing your left thumb with the rest of your fingers on your left hand, you have no gag reflex.

This probably has to do with exerting yourself to distract you from your gag reflex rather than some mysterious connection between your fingers and throat (which does not pass the "bull test" for me). Squeezing your nipples or digging your fingernails into your thigh will presumably have a similar effect.

Probably. But still, it's useful when brushing your teeth and back of your tongue.

Or if you're...*is banned*

I knew it was coming. I was expecting NCG.

I would have, but I was working.

Back the smurf off my Kool-Aid, EE.

[Pheesh]

By squeezing your left thumb with the rest of your fingers on your left hand, you have no gag reflex.

This probably has to do with exerting yourself to distract you from your gag reflex rather than some mysterious connection between your fingers and throat (which does not pass the "bull test" for me). Squeezing your nipples or digging your fingernails into your thigh will presumably have a similar effect.

Probably. But still, it's useful when brushing your teeth and back of your tongue.

Or if you're...*is banned*

I knew it was coming. I was expecting NCG.

I would have, but I was working.

Back the smurf off my Kool-Aid, EE.

Your Kool-Aid was getting warm in the sun, I simply put it back in the fridge. I don't even like Kool-Aid.

[Shorty]

"The original spelling of KOOL-AID was Kool-Ade, but the name was soon changed to its popular modern-day spelling.

Based on per capital sales, KOOL-AID is most popular in Memphis, Tennessee. The other top five cities are (in order) Little Rock, St. Louis, Oklahoma City, and Jacksonville, Florida.

KOOL-AID is certainly an All-American favorite. So it's no surprise that more KOOL-AID is sold the week right before and the week after the 4th of July than any other period during the year."

[Laddy]

Memphis, Tennessee

Come to Memphis and have some Kool-Aid!

Memphis Facts!
Memphis had to be rebuilt due to Yellow Fever near the Mississippi, so they literally built New Memphis RIGHT ON TOP OF THE OLD MEMPHIS. There is literally a 19th Century memphis under where Memphis is today. Thousands of hobos live under there. Memphis has hobo issues.