Evidently you do not have the powers of a staff discount card earning you 30% off the cost of the game but thats ok because you fail hardcore I bet you couldn't even take abigger than I could. Just ask Shlup for the details
As for the 1981 london marathon, I already did win that I won it when I somehow managed to impregnate your mother before either one of us was born. Thus producing the cycle of life where I, I am your father despite being only a couple of months physically older than you. Suck on those balls failure, suck on those.