Dead Rising 2 & Case Zero: Wheelchair Zombie Drive-bys in an Elvis Suit.

[DK]

Yeah, Huxley, you may have killed more zombies than Steve, but your mum is his personal zombie because she's had many of his body parts in her mouth. And then he shagged her. Heheheheheheheheh

[Madame Adequate]

Steve, I do not think it is a particularly manly achievement to have sex with an 11 year old. Just sayin'

[Iceglow]

Yeah, Huxley, you may have killed more zombies than Steve, but your mum is his personal zombie because she's had many of his body parts in her mouth.

How did you know that was her personal favourite roleplay, she gets to play zombie and then I get to bash her brains out with my cudgel.

[Psychotic]

When I met Huxley's mother she told me Steve has balls the size of ostrich eggs and I smurfing believed her.

[Iceglow]

When I met Huxley's mother she told me Steve has balls the size of ostrich eggs and I smurfing believed her.

thats because she wasn't lying, after all she'd know she ate them for breakfast lunch and dinner for 3 years!

[Psychotic]

She also said to me that Steve is the Roger to my Reed. She said his magic sword is a really good, strong weapon.

which it smurfing is because seriously you're like Aladdin when you use that thing.

[DK]

She told me she was desperate to name Huxley Steve when she had him, but decided there was no way he could ever live up to his time warping namesake daddy and it would be an unnecessary cruelty so she just wrote down the first thing that came to mind instead. And then she shagged Steve.

[Psychotic]

huxley's mum is slappy

ps: she proper shagged steve

[DK]

huxley's mum is slappy

Steady on now, let's not take things too far.

Besides, we all know Steve has got higher standards than Slappy. You'd have to be stark raven mad to think he'd sink that low

[Psychotic]

Everybody loves somebody sometime.



Everybody falls in love somehow...

ps: doesn't steve have a much better K/D than huxley on Call of Duty? I know it's not a very good game but he usually comes in the top 5 using only the pistol (or so I've heard rumours about anyway)

[Rye]

I'm going to get DR2 and teabag all of you for what you've done to me.

[Psychotic]

^^^^^^^
jo slade

[Iceglow]

In reference to the above post by Psychotic and what he said about Jess...

I just saw imagery
smurf me I'm scarred mentally
for life
xD
thats like brutal rape
thats like mothersmurfing horse rape
thats like me and huxleys mom level of rape

[DK]

jesus christ, this is brutal



Steve and Paul = Tyson, Huxley and Rye = Random nub who is probably dead now

[Iceglow]

You know the best thing Paul and I you not on this one man, Huxley's mom man she's a Bioshock fan, I mean I'm there balls deep in her ass making her prolapse and suddenly she screams "BIOSHOCK IS BETTER THAN THE FIRST TWO FALLOUT GAMES!" I was laughing so hard I couldn't finish the job.