Nah, bitches think I'm handsome with a beard. /smug
Nah, bitches think I'm handsome with a beard. /smug
You just said skirt twice.
Holy smurf Eric's beard is PT Obi-Wan's beard. Dude, style your hair like his in Episode III. It must be done.
Eric's beard is destined to be braided.
Reminder - tomorrow is update day!
I would just like to say that Eric has stated that my beard kicks his beard's ass.
That is all.
Prove it.![]()
Do you deny it?
Of course my man smurfing denies it. You have a bitch beard. I've stayed away from the "heh im better at hair growth than you!" thing until now, but come the smurf on, I can grow more hair than that on my little toe. Meanwhile, our hero, Guardian XIII, Lord of the Beards, sports an almighty mountain of facial fur that could and likely will swallow your precious "San Diego" whole, purging the world of that stinking
heap once and for all.
That's another smurfing thing
Carmen smurfing San Diego?
smurf you and smurf your entire city
that is not a smurfing surname
GOD DAMN
Now back in the realm of people who matter...
I see you are as good at comebacks as you are at growing a beard
seriously man
who the smurf uses the word "realm"
What are you, some sort of god damn renaissance fair reject?
I DO VERILY SMITE THEE DOWN ON YONDER INTERNETTERY!
the smurf
the smurf
can't wait 'til tomorrow when my boy Eric smashes your bitch beard into oblivion. He's a champion. He's going all the way to the top. This contest and your mother will both soon be his.