The EoFF Beard Contest

[Agent Proto]

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I don't want to sound like a dick, but what's that on your arm?

Scars from all the needle poking for my dialysis treatments. I am going to have surgery to remove them sometime this year. I just don't know when. I have kidney failure, not like you needed to know that.

[TheGlassesGirl]

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I don't want to sound like a dick, but what's that on your arm?

Scars from all the needle poking for my dialysis treatments. I am going to have surgery to remove them sometime this year. I just don't know when. I have kidney failure, not like you needed to know that.

Oooooh, I'm sorry. D:

[Cuchulainn]

Women CAN participate too. Just don't shave anywhere at all, oxters, legs, twats, breasts, upper lips. Basically allow urselves to turn into 100% naturalised cave trolls. If any of you do that you'd deserve to win hands down. Naked pictures as proof of course, and as you'd all be so hairey naked pics would be fine as you wouldn't be able to see anything. Italic, Arabic and Spanish women have an obvious advantage as that beautiful olive skin comes at a thick haired price.

[Rantz]

Italic, Arabic and Spanish women have an obvious advantage as that beautiful olive skin comes at a thick haired price.

xD

My mum doesn't shave anywhere! (Yes, anywhere.)

[Psychotic]

Rantz's mom has got it going on. She's all I want and I've waited for so long.

[Shorty]

I think that if a woman can exhibit an inch of grown anywhere appropriate, she should be able to win by default.

I'm not doing this, though. Ugh.

[TheGlassesGirl]

I could do a small patch of hair on the back of my ankle, because hair seems to grow pretty quickly there. Though my mom might think it odd that I'm leaving that one spot alone for three months...

[NorthernChaosGod]

I could do a small patch of hair on the back of my ankle, because hair seems to grow pretty quickly there. Though my mom might think it odd that I'm leaving that one spot alone for three months...

DO IT.

[TheGlassesGirl]

I could do a small patch of hair on the back of my ankle, because hair seems to grow pretty quickly there. Though my mom might think it odd that I'm leaving that one spot alone for three months...

DO IT.

Naaaah, I wear high tops. It'll be uncomfortable.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Do you not wear socks? o_O

[Rye]

Women CAN participate too. Just don't shave anywhere at all, oxters, legs, twats, breasts, upper lips. Basically allow urselves to turn into 100% naturalised cave trolls. If any of you do that you'd deserve to win hands down. Naked pictures as proof of course, and as you'd all be so hairey naked pics would be fine as you wouldn't be able to see anything. Italic, Arabic and Spanish women have an obvious advantage as that beautiful olive skin comes at a thick haired price.

I'm Italian, but I avoid the curse! I don't even get the dark hairy arms like so many Italian girls do. My arm hair is blonde and light.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Do you not wear socks? o_O

No, I do, but it would still be uncomfortable.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Explain, for I don't understand.

[TheGlassesGirl]

-sigh-

If I wore my high tops, they would rub up against my ankles. If I haven't shaved the back of my ankle, that would be very itchy and uncomfortable.

[NorthernChaosGod]

smurfing women. Way to back out of the contest.