Wait did somebody say mudwrestle? With girls? Can you foxy box?

Anyway using a deviously ingeniously devised reverse psychology BS strategy I successfully convinced my friend that I will be going on a facial hair hiatus until the end of the year xD All this from not shaving for a year and lying that 'I forgot because I went to the cottage over the weekend'

So problem solved with the 'dur are you growing a beard ololol' nonsense.

Though the mustache nonsense is getting over hand.

ps: the only reason Steve isn't entering is you won't let him 'style' or 'trim' the hair.