The EoFF Beard Contest

[G13]

You have no idea how much I dislike shaving Peegles. I can go as long as I need to.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I have promised people at the office I will last until end of december, which would make it pretty much 4 months. I don't expect many of you to last that long if you can grow normal hair.

Everybody I've described this contest to admitted they wouldn't last much longer than a month if they couldn't trim. bwahahahaha zzzzz

I went for 6 months without shaving a couple years ago just because I didn't feel like shaving, I think I can go longer when there are prizes at stake.

[Agent Proto]

I've gone like 3 months without shaving earlier this year, not that it really matters.

[Shlup]

I tried to refrain from shaving my pits while BJ was gone for two months, but I just couldn't do it!

I was all unimpressed the people were dropping out already, but I guess three weeks is kind of a long time.

Go remaining competitors!

[I Took the Red Pill]

Despair that none of you can top (the second contestant in) this video

[NorthernChaosGod]

...that's just insanity.

[Peegee]

You have no idea how much I dislike shaving Peegles. I can go as long as I need to.

You don't scare me. I don't have anything better to do than to join a contest for growing facial hair.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You both suck at growing facial hair though, I like having a beard. A wild, shaggy beard.

[Jiro]

If it comes down to it, I will shave my legs and stick the hair to my face to win.

[missaira]

i will do anything in the whole world to stop you from doing that. seriously.

[Iceglow]

The general problem with the rules on this competition is the no shaping/trimming issue. This is what causes problems since many of us have actually got lives what demand us to look presentable. Hobo beard is not presentable in any circumstances.

[Pheesh]

That's why it's a contest!! It's not meant to be a leisurely stroll in the park. You're supposed to be pressured into shaving, if not by life circumstances then by your other friends making jokes about your appearance...observe;

Peegee, you look like my Italian grandmother. Cept more azn.

[Agent Proto]

The general problem with the rules on this competition is the no shaping/trimming issue. This is what causes problems since many of us have actually got lives what demand us to look presentable. Hobo beard is not presentable in any circumstances.

According to the rules on the first post, trimming and shaping IS allowed, just discouraged. It's the shaving issue you're more concerned about. However, it seems two of the rules contradict each other.

3. Trimming and shaping are disccouraged, but allowed.

5. NO SHAVING. This will disqualify you from the contest.

Perhaps Shorty should elaborate more about these two rules.

[Peegee]

trimming and/or shaping != shaving

QED

[G13]

You both suck at growing facial hair though, I like having a beard. A wild, shaggy beard.

You told me my beard was magnificent.

The gloves are off now, broheim! Your beard is goin' down!