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    Ghost 'n' Stuff NorthernChaosGod's Avatar
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    Nah, bitches think I'm handsome with a beard. /smug

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by qwertysaur View Post
    So then this would be your natural enemy.
    Yeah, pretty much. I think it should require pants instead of a shirt.
    That would be discriminatory to the skirt and especially to the Kilt.

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    You just said skirt twice.

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    Holy smurf Eric's beard is PT Obi-Wan's beard. Dude, style your hair like his in Episode III. It must be done.

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    Eric's beard is destined to be braided.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Guardian XIII View Post
    I do believe you have a very hairy caterpillar on your upper lip, good sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Holy smurf Eric's beard is PT Obi-Wan's beard. Dude, style your hair like his in Episode III. It must be done.
    If I remember I'll do it next picture.

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    Reminder - tomorrow is update day!

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    I would just like to say that Eric has stated that my beard kicks his beard's ass.

    That is all.

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    Prove it.

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    Do you deny it?

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    Of course my man smurfing denies it. You have a bitch beard. I've stayed away from the "heh im better at hair growth than you! " thing until now, but come the smurf on, I can grow more hair than that on my little toe. Meanwhile, our hero, Guardian XIII, Lord of the Beards, sports an almighty mountain of facial fur that could and likely will swallow your precious "San Diego" whole, purging the world of that stinking heap once and for all.

    That's another smurfing thing

    Carmen smurfing San Diego?

    smurf you and smurf your entire city

    that is not a smurfing surname

    GOD DAMN

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    Now back in the realm of people who matter...

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    I see you are as good at comebacks as you are at growing a beard

    seriously man

    who the smurf uses the word "realm"

    What are you, some sort of god damn renaissance fair reject?

    I DO VERILY SMITE THEE DOWN ON YONDER INTERNETTERY!

    the smurf

    the smurf

    can't wait 'til tomorrow when my boy Eric smashes your bitch beard into oblivion. He's a champion. He's going all the way to the top. This contest and your mother will both soon be his.

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    I've got a message for everyone. This concerns the other event going on.


    Apparently, I have been declared banished.

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