I see you are as good at comebacks as you are at growing a beard

seriously man

who the smurf uses the word "realm"

What are you, some sort of god damn renaissance fair reject?

I DO VERILY SMITE THEE DOWN ON YONDER INTERNETTERY!

the smurf

the smurf

can't wait 'til tomorrow when my boy Eric smashes your bitch beard into oblivion. He's a champion. He's going all the way to the top. This contest and your mother will both soon be his.