The EoFF Beard Contest

[NorthernChaosGod]

I see you are as good at comebacks as you are at growing a beard

seriously man

who the smurf uses the word "realm"

What are you, some sort of god damn renaissance fair reject?

I DO VERILY SMITE THEE DOWN ON YONDER INTERNETTERY!

the smurf

the smurf

can't wait 'til tomorrow when my boy Eric smashes your bitch beard into oblivion. He's a champion. He's going all the way to the top. This contest and your mother will both soon be his.

Oh, how sweeter you make my impending victory.

[G13]

I'm tempted to not vote just so we're down some competition but dammit, Proto, you're too awesome to say no to. I'll vote. I'll vote the hell out of it.

Also, Psy I smurfing love you.

smurfing

love

you

[Agent Proto]

I'm tempted to not vote just so we're down some competition but dammit, Proto, you're too awesome to say no to. I'll vote. I'll vote the hell out of it.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I voted before being prompted, I'm better than Eric.

[G13]

He threatened to shave, and while I urge you to shave now and save yourself some embarrassment, I would truly be saddened should any of these other fine chaps shave their magnificent beards.

I saved a beard, Julian! What did you do today?

[Shorty]

I applause Jeff's genius threats. Well-played, sir.

I saved a beard, Julian!

God bless you, G13.

[Rantz]

I salute you for your noble act of heroism, Eric. And your beard. But mostly the heroism.

[G13]

Well, you know, I just thought "What would Jesus' beard do?"

[Jiro]

What would his beard do indeed! I will have to remember to update in the morn.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I saved a beard, Julian! What did you do today?

Got a date?

[Clo]

I saved a beard, Julian! What did you do today?

Got a date?

He's asking you if YOU have a date, Eric. Make his dreams come true.

[NorthernChaosGod]

No I'm not.

EDIT: Picture updates!

Week 3 (for me):

[Shorty]

Oh man. Julian, I am thoroughly impressed by your beard so far.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Thanks, Sarah!

[Sir Lancealot]

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