The EoFF Beard Contest

[NorthernChaosGod]

Who said anything about popularity? o_O

...are you saying I'm popular on the internet?

[Bunny]

Heavens no.

[Agent Proto]

I predict that this is going to happen to Julian in the near future.

THIS WILL HAPPEN THE DAY HE DECIDES TO BUY DIET SODA.

[G13]

I was planning on eulogizing a fallen beard today, but then I saw this comment:

Except I still had to best growth, so suck it.

That's a bold statement. You lasted what, a month? Pontus and Lev had you beat in week one.

A beard has died this day, yada, yada, yada. I've lost interest already. I will say though that never did I once mean all those horrible things I said about Julian's beard. I respected and feared it. Left untrimmed it had the potential to destroy us all.

And here's my progress

[NorthernChaosGod]

1. smurf you.
2. Eric, you sexy devil, that is an awesome beard. You have to Obi-Wan it up, you dick.

I predict that this is going to happen to Julian in the near future.

THIS WILL HAPPEN THE DAY HE DECIDES TO BUY DIET SODA.

I'M NEVER GOING TO BUY DIET SODA. D:

[G13]

All I have to do is comb my hair like Conan and I'm solid.

[Pheesh]

This is the greatest thread in the history of anything ever.

[Psychotic]

Dakoda what the smurf is wrong with you? Like, seriously, you are broken or something. I haven't shaved since Monday and I've outgrown that. I'm torn. On the one hand, I am totally jealous, but then I also totally pity you.

[NorthernChaosGod]

All I have to do is comb my hair like Conan and I'm solid.

Wear a bath robe too.

Dakoda what the smurf is wrong with you? Like, seriously, you are broken or something. I haven't shaved since Monday and I've outgrown that. I'm torn. On the one hand, I am totally jealous, but then I also totally pity you.

[Melissaur]

I was planning on eulogizing a fallen beard today, but then I saw this comment:

Except I still had to best growth, so suck it.

That's a bold statement. You lasted what, a month? Pontus and Lev had you beat in week one.

A beard has died this day, yada, yada, yada. I've lost interest already. I will say though that never did I once mean all those horrible things I said about Julian's beard. I respected and feared it. Left untrimmed it had the potential to destroy us all.

And here's my progress

He's so going to win. Eric is the greatest, you all should just give up.

[NorthernChaosGod]

His dick, you're on it.

[Hollycat]

_44091071_pa_beard_weiser.jpgfear *my* beard

[Clo]

Eric really is a fantastic beard grower.

[Bunny]

His dick, you're on it.

Jealous of the position?

[NorthernChaosGod]

His dick, you're on it.

Jealous of the position?

You caught me.