Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
The longer this contest goes on, the more I think Sir Lancealot will win, and the more I am afraid of him.

He doesn't showboat. He doesn't mess about. He doesn't make lighthearted posts. He doesn't take comedy photos. It's always the same photo in the same pose with the same expression. It's like this beard contest is his sacred duty, like he's some buddhist martial artist monk or something. Other competitors bow out, but he unflinchingly carries on without a word.

He's relentless. He will not stop. He will not break.

I fear him.
I called it weeks ago, as soon as those other 'competitors' started playing around with their sodas and smiles it became all too clear who the real champion was in this contest.