The ladies of the Beard Committee have decided the awards.

The Zacharius Knight Galifianakis Award (aka Best Effort Award) goes to our youthful Jiro. This young man endured months of scraggly peachfuzz in an attempt to beat out Lance at this contest. Even though he copped out, the Committee feels that he deserves recognition for his perserverence.

The Gandalf The Grey Award (aka Longest Beard Award goes to the incredible Guardian XIII. That's right, folks, this man endured the humiliation of appearing as a hobo throughout his daily life for a good portion of this contest. Though he ended up trimming his growth like a dummy, he deserves this award.

As we all know, Sir Lancealot kicked ass at this contest. This fierce gorilla of a man fought for what he believed in and he didn't give up. He achieved his goal of being EoFF's Beard King, and for that, we award him with the Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore Award (aka Best Damn Beard Of 'em All Award).

I'd also like to thank my fellow lovely ladies of the Beard Committee. These babes supported you contestants, and you'd damn well better be grateful.

Prize-winners: if you could please PM me with your addresses/PO boxes, I would be happy to send your prizes out.

That's it, everyone! It's over! But Lance, don't shave. You just look like a badass.