You look like Jesus.
You look like Jesus.
His hair's not long enough yet.
The ladies of the Beard Committee have decided the awards.
The Zacharius Knight Galifianakis Award (aka Best Effort Award) goes to our youthful Jiro. This young man endured months of scraggly peachfuzz in an attempt to beat out Lance at this contest. Even though he copped out, the Committee feels that he deserves recognition for his perserverence.
The Gandalf The Grey Award (aka Longest Beard Award goes to the incredible Guardian XIII. That's right, folks, this man endured the humiliation of appearing as a hobo throughout his daily life for a good portion of this contest. Though he ended up trimming his growth like a dummy, he deserves this award.
As we all know, Sir Lancealot kicked ass at this contest. This fierce gorilla of a man fought for what he believed in and he didn't give up. He achieved his goal of being EoFF's Beard King, and for that, we award him with the Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore Award (aka Best Damn Beard Of 'em All Award).
I'd also like to thank my fellow lovely ladies of the Beard Committee. These babes supported you contestants, and you'd damn well better be grateful.
Prize-winners: if you could please PM me with your addresses/PO boxes, I would be happy to send your prizes out.
That's it, everyone! It's over! But Lance, don't shave. You just look like a badass.
I would pass out from awe if Lance just rocked into this thread come Wednesday, not even check what's happened, post another update and then leave again.
streme Wheelie
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As far as I know, the great man will be keeping his beard.
In five years, he's going to still be posting in this thread with that same expression, with his Thor-like beard a million more times unruly than we could ever fathom.
Glad he's keeping it, Lance looks way better with a beard than without. Just give it a trim, man, and you'll be all set.
the moogle cut off his beard
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I think what he means is he has more willpower than you. Length has nothing to do with it. I can only imagine the amount ofOriginally Posted by Peegee
he got for having a three month old beard no longer than an inch at best. He beards better than you.
I think what he means is he has more willpower than you. Length has nothing to do with it. I can only imagine the amount of
streme Wheelie
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I had about 2.6cm of growth which is just barely an inch but it is smurfing over it
Eric is damn right too. My willpower was stronger than Peeg desu's! Also I can azn better than him watch ピージーさんはばかがいます。
This. HehI think what he means is he has more willpower than you. Length has nothing to do with it. I can only imagine the amount of
streme Wheelie
Recognized Member
smurf you, Timekeeper
If I didn't shave/trim for three months I'd have been fired or lost any chance of getting a raise at the very least. Of course, I wouldn't go clean-shaven anytime soon, probably not without either Danielle demanding it (she does the opposite, so yeah) or charity being involved. Charity for me.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
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