Omegle, yet again!

[TheGlassesGirl]

I once had a conversation with a dude who wanted to go on Omegle to practice talking with strangers. He was going to a party, and he didn't know very many people going, so I told him some cool things to say to make him sound smart. I hope it worked out for him. xD

[Bastian]

Holy crap! That Last Exorcism thing is awesome! Just watching those guys faces is priceless!

[Dignified Pauper]

EPIC:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: FIRST!
Stranger: THIRD
Stranger: oh smurf
You: holy !
You: we can't stop here
You: it's bat country
You: WHAT DO!?
Stranger: IM JOHNNY smurfING DEPP
You: OMG!
You: but seriously
You: we don't have time for that
You: what do!?
Stranger: an hero?
You: an bear?
Stranger: Coheed
You: Martin?
You: I think we need a new topic.
Stranger: ill suck your dick if you like good music
You: Did you masturbate on 9/11?
You: I did, but only before the second plane hit.
You: So I don't feel bad.
Stranger: I flicked it watching the towers fall
Stranger: i came when the screaming got loud
You: That's disgusting
You: Sex is should be peaceful
Stranger: probably is
You: and quiet
Stranger: It wasnt sex, it was me clit smurfing till i blew
You: That's even worse.
You: To know you're female.
You: I'm gonna be sick
Stranger: Throw up on my tits
Stranger: Im saving this chat, its so going on /b/
You: Only if you answer this question correctly.
You: What would take longer?
You: Circling the earth by foot?
You: or
You: Eating a manhole cover?
Stranger: I always circle, I dont eat manhole, too many aids
You: that makes one of us
Stranger: , are you the one?
You: I'm the only one?
Stranger: Neo?
You: Geo!
You: N-GAGE GO!
Stranger: Massive mobile phone fail
Stranger: YouTube - Coheed and Cambria - Devil in Jersey City
Stranger: listen to that and love your life a bit more
You: I think my ears are bleeding.
You: I hate this crap.
You: and what's wrong with his hair?
Stranger: , I bet you like fall out boy
You: Did he use enough volumizer?
You: No.
You: I like Lady Gaga!
Stranger: he has man aids
You: It's evident
Stranger: ironically what gaga has
You: you beat me to it
Stranger: Ha, you the man son
You: If so, you're the bee's knees
You: all six of them
Stranger: this might be my favorite omegle conversation ever
Stranger: smurf bees btw
You: It definitely ranks up in my top few
You: /b/ will approve
You: and then, fags will say you don't talk about /b/
You: as if they know something
You: smurfing /b/ tards
Stranger: yeh, smurfing new/old/summer/gay/uk fags
Stranger: I like your hair though
Stranger: Its black isnt it
You: No, it's non-existent
Stranger: Bald man
You: manscaping is key, my friend
Stranger: I want to see you headspin till you make it to china, DO IT
You: I think it might be too incredible to witness
Stranger: DO A BARREL ROLL
You: BOGEY ON MY TAIL!
Stranger: GOOSE?
You: duck duck duck duck
You: I bet you wear Chuck Taylors
You: what an indiechan
Stranger: What the smurf are chuck taylors?
You: I hate you even more now.
Stranger: I think you might be my dad
You: I didn't think it was possible.
Stranger: Father, I am homosex
You: My name is Bobbin.
You: Are you my mother?
Stranger: , my son lives
You: I'm sad if you don't know the reference.
Stranger: I tried to get dad to kick you the smurf out of my womb
You: He wouldn't have it. He wanted to keep me.
You: And then you turned into a swan
Stranger: DADDY NIO
You: and jesus
You: it was all just too much
You: dad's cock, I mean,.
You: It was too much for you to handle
Stranger: Jesus loves us all
You: except for fags like me
You: damnit
Stranger:
Stranger: Blow jesus, fast
You: /b/ is going to think this is tl;dr
You: you realize this... right?
Stranger: /b/ hates everything so who gives a smurf
You: true
You: oh well
You: LAST!
You have disconnected.