I understand Psychotic is a Sk8er Boi...

[Baloki]

He was an admin, she was a bot
Can I make it anymore obvious?

He was a spammer, she did linkbacks
What more can I say?

He wanted her, she'd never tell
secretly she wanted him as well.

But all of her friends stuck up there nose
many crayons as they had a problem with his many clothes.

He was a sk8r boi, she said see ya later boi
he wasn't good enough for her
She had a pretty face, but her head was up in space
she needed to come back down to earth.

five years from now, she sits at home
feeding the baby
she's all alone

she turns on tv
guess who she sees
sk8r boi rockin' up iRC.

she calls up her friends, they already know
and they've all got banned for trying to see his notes

she tags along and stands in feedback
looks up at the man that she turned down.

If you could reword lyrics for any popular song for a member, who would it be and what would the song read as afterwards?

[NorthernChaosGod]

Win.

[Chris]

Not gonna go there, but for some reason, these lyrics always remind me of FOA:

I've never kissed a man before.
Isn't that a shame?
I've never kissed a man before.
Before I knew his name.


I've never had a taste for wine.
Isn't that a sin?
I've never had a taste for wine.
For wine can't compare with gin.


It's nice as nice can be,
My faith is at last restored.
To to know that vice,
Can be its own reward.


I always go to bed at ten.
Isn't that a bore?
I always go to bed at ten,
Then I go home...


...AT FOUR.

...

[Iceglow]

Guess the member!

Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where's the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising dead?
Isn't there a wight knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and turn and dream
of what I need

[Chorus]

I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the grave
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be colder than ice

Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's someone reaching back for me
Racing on the thunder end rising with the heat
It's gonna take a undeadman to sweep me off my feet

[Chorus]

Up where the mountains meet the heavens above
Out where the lightning splits the sea
I would swear that there's someone somewhere
Watching me

Through the wind end the chill and the rain
And the storm and the flood
I can feel his approach
Like the fire in my blood

(SPOILER)If you said TUH you were right

[Clo]

You guys are just smurfing ridiculous.

[~*~Celes~*~]

Amusement in its finest form.

[G13]

Guess the member!

Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where's the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising dead?
Isn't there a wight knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and turn and dream
of what I need

[Chorus]

I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the grave
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be colder than ice

Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's someone reaching back for me
Racing on the thunder end rising with the heat
It's gonna take a undeadman to sweep me off my feet

[Chorus]

Up where the mountains meet the heavens above
Out where the lightning splits the sea
I would swear that there's someone somewhere
Watching me

Through the wind end the chill and the rain
And the storm and the flood
I can feel his approach
Like the fire in my blood

(SPOILER)If you said TUH you were right

This is pure perfection.

[Levian]

For an exam in high school, one of the tasks was to pick any song in the whole world and analyze it. I chose to analyze Sk8er boi by Avril Lavigne. I got a D. After describing that he preferred 4 wheeled boards as means of transportation (he was a sk8er boi) and explaining that they had arranged to meet up at a later moment in time (she said see u later boi), there just wasn't much to talk about. It was a fun exam at least.

[Crop]

Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny - Lemon Demon

Ol' War Angel was hoppin around
EoEO like a big play ground
When suddenly Raistlin burst from the shade
And hit War Angel with a Raist grenade
War Angel got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by MILF
Who proceeded to open up a can of MILF Fu
When Shlup Quack came out of the blue

And she started beating up I'm My Own MILF
Then they both got flattened by the Raistmobile
But before it could make it back to the Raistcave
PuPu popped out of his grave
And took an AK47 out from under his hat
And blew Raistlin away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Yeargdribble came to save the day

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Eyes on Final Fantasy
Mods, Admins, and Members as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Eyes on Final Fantasy

War Angel took a bite out of Yeargdribble
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then MILF came back covered in a tire track
But Clo jumped out and landed on his back
And Raistlin was injured, and trying to get steady
When PuPu came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Big D took him out with his whip

Then he saw War Angel sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Raistlin stole it and he shot and he missed
And Clo deflected it with her fist
Then she jumped in the air and did a summersault
While PuPu tried to pole vault
Onto Yeargdribble, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Cuchulainn Stare

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Eyes on Final Fantasy
Mods, Admins, and Members as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown...

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Cid Highwind
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Big D
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Raistlin changed back into Wraithslin
But Cid saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Raistlin's head in between his thighs

Then Leader of Mortals and Guardian XIII and
"Eyes on FF"'s Sir Lancealot and
VeloZer0 and The Blues Agent and
DMKA and Rantzien
Jesweee, The Man, Levian, and Skyblade
Baloki, Chris, every single FE hater
Shiny and Oddler,
Peegee, Rye, Bunny, Celes, and Rebellious Eagle
All came out of no where lightning fast
And they kicked Cid Highwind in his founder ass
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
With civilians looking on total awe

The battle raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Depression Moon in a bloodstained sweater

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Eyes on Final Fantasy
Mods, Admins, and Members as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
Of Eyes on Final Fantasy

[NorthernChaosGod]

Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny - Lemon Demon

Ol' War Angel was hoppin around
EoEO like a big play ground
When suddenly Raistlin burst from the shade
And hit War Angel with a Raist grenade
War Angel got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by MILF
Who proceeded to open up a can of MILF Fu
When Shlup Quack came out of the blue

And she started beating up I'm My Own MILF
Then they both got flattened by the Raistmobile
But before it could make it back to the Raistcave
PuPu popped out of his grave
And took an AK47 out from under his hat
And blew Raistlin away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Yeargdribble came to save the day

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Eyes on Final Fantasy
Mods, Admins, and Members as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Eyes on Final Fantasy

War Angel took a bite out of Yeargdribble
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then MILF came back covered in a tire track
But Clo jumped out and landed on his back
And Raistlin was injured, and trying to get steady
When PuPu came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Big D took him out with his whip

Then he saw War Angel sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Raistlin stole it and he shot and he missed
And Clo deflected it with her fist
Then she jumped in the air and did a summersault
While PuPu tried to pole vault
Onto Yeargdribble, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Cuchulainn Stare

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Eyes on Final Fantasy
Mods, Admins, and Members as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown...

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Cid Highwind
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Big D
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Raistlin changed back into Wraithslin
But Cid saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Raistlin's head in between his thighs

Then Leader of Mortals and Guardian XIII and
"Eyes on FF"'s Sir Lancealot and
VeloZer0 and The Blues Agent and
DMKA and Rantzien
Jesweee, The Man, Levian, and Skyblade
Baloki, Chris, every single FE hater
Shiny and Oddler,
Peegee, Rye, Bunny, Celes, and Rebellious Eagle
All came out of no where lightning fast
And they kicked Cid Highwind in his founder ass
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
With civilians looking on total awe

The battle raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Depression Moon in a bloodstained sweater

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Eyes on Final Fantasy
Mods, Admins, and Members as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
Of Eyes on Final Fantasy

Not. One. Mention.

[G13]

“What is up?”
NCG don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
NCG don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

“What is up?”

Yeah-eah

Oh I don't know
If he is there
I sent him a PM
But he don't care
Is this right?
It feels kinda wrong
Gimme a sign

“What is up?”
NCG don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
“What is up?”
NCG don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh

Oh I don't know
What can I do
What else can I say
It's up to you
I know we're one
Just me and you
I can't go on

“What is up?”
NCG don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
“What is up?”
NCG don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more

Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh

“What is up?”, oooh, oooh, oooh
“What is up?”, oooh, oooh, oooh

“What is up?”
NCG don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Don't hurt me
Don't hurt me

I want no other
No other... partner
This is our adventure
Our time
When we are together
I need you forever
Is it... partnership?

“What is up?”
NCG don't hurt me
Bon't hurt me no more
“What is up?”
NCG don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more.

uhoh uhoh..

NCG don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
no more

uhoh uhoh

NCG don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
no more

“What is up!? “

[Shorty]

Crop's song wins!

[Rantz]

(To the tune of)

: Hi Clo-chan!
: Hi Rantz
: You wanna go for a ride?
: Sure Rantz!
: Sign in!

I'm an online girl, in a online world! Life is virtual - I am fertile! You can change my sig - wow, yours sure is big! Favourite admin, will you be my bad-min~ ^.^
Come on Clo-chan - let's go webcam

I'm an internet girl in your EoFF world, change my profile and name - I'm your dolly ;D
Rigged your poll, and ! Everyone now loves pink! Send me visitor messages and Mognet
You can touch, more than my thread; there's a meetup in my bed ^____^

Come on Clo-chan - let's go webcam! (Uh, uh, uhh, yeah! <3)
Come on Clo-chan - show your Clo-cam! (Oo-wauh, oo-wauh~ n_n)
Come on Clo-chan - let's go webcam! (Uh, uh, uhh, yeah! <3)
Come on Clo-chan - show your Clo-cam! (Oo-wauh, oo-wauh~ n_n)

Make me post, make me host the events you like best! I'll be the next Christmas, but I'll show you my breast
Rep my post, female friend, and then do it again! Hit that link, I sure think that I'm worth it!!
You can touch, more than my thread; there's a meetup in my bed ;DDDD You can touch, more than my thread; there's a meetup in my bed ^____^

Come on Clo-chan - let's go webcam! (Uh, uh, uhh, yeah! <3)
Come on Clo-chan - show your Clo-cam! (Oo-wauh, oo-wauh~ n_n)
Come on Clo-chan - let's go webcam! (Uh, uh, uhh, yeah! <3)
Come on Clo-chan - show your Clo-cam! (Oo-wauh, oo-wauh~ n_n)

: Oh I'm having so much fun!!
: Well Clo-chan, we're just getting started 8-)
: Ohh, I <3 you Rantz!

[Levian]

Niiice xD

[Shorty]

Previous statement redacted. THIS is the winner. xD