leader of mortals wanted me to join.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Holy crap I just found a spider in my bathroom. I hate spiders like no other, so I didn't wanna squish him or potentially touch him, so I sprayed him with hair spray. I doubt that did anything, but now his hair is FABULOUS~

I love you for using the word fabulous, so now we're going to be friends whether you like it or not. That and we're playing Mafia together. Also, hi!

Err, hi!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Holy crap I just found a spider in my bathroom. I hate spiders like no other, so I didn't wanna squish him or potentially touch him, so I sprayed him with hair spray. I doubt that did anything, but now his hair is FABULOUS~

I'll protect you. *flex*

[leader of mortals]

Holy crap I just found a spider in my bathroom. I hate spiders like no other, so I didn't wanna squish him or potentially touch him, so I sprayed him with hair spray. I doubt that did anything, but now his hair is FABULOUS~

I'll protect you. *flex*

I'll protect her from you

[NorthernChaosGod]

You're a teddy bear, you can't stop me.

[leader of mortals]

Say that after I punch you in the sternum, gooseneck you to the ground, reverse the gooseneck so you are on your stomach, and trap claw you while Naomi kicks you.

Edit: And if you try to fight back, a swift punch to the ulnar nerve will fix that with much quickness. What now?

[qwertysaur]

You're a teddy bear, you can't stop me.

I'm a black belt. I can.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You're a teddy bear, you can't stop me.

I'm a black belt. I can.

Let's see you stop lead.

EDIT:

Say that after I punch you in the sternum, gooseneck you to the ground, reverse the gooseneck so you are on your stomach, and trap claw you while Naomi kicks you.

Edit: And if you try to fight back, a swift punch to the ulnar nerve will fix that with much quickness. What now?

Lol, really?

[TheGlassesGirl]

Say that after I punch you in the sternum, gooseneck you to the ground, reverse the gooseneck so you are on your stomach, and trap claw you while Naomi kicks you.

Edit: And if you try to fight back, a swift punch to the ulnar nerve will fix that with much quickness. What now?

Just so everyone knows, he's not making that up: He seriously knows how to do all of that. I know, I've been victim to the trap claw. That smurfer HURTS.

[leader of mortals]

Say that after I punch you in the sternum, gooseneck you to the ground, reverse the gooseneck so you are on your stomach, and trap claw you while Naomi kicks you.

Edit: And if you try to fight back, a swift punch to the ulnar nerve will fix that with much quickness. What now?

Just so everyone knows, he's not making that up: He seriously knows how to do all of that. I know, I've been victim to the trap claw. That smurfer HURTS.

And that was without much pressure. I think the trap claw is part of Eskrima, or something, and I'm quite sure the gooseneck is.

[qwertysaur]

You're a teddy bear, you can't stop me.

I'm a black belt. I can.

Let's see you stop lead.

Graviga! :vivi:

[leader of mortals]

Black Belt, Black Mage, what's the difference?

[qwertysaur]

Black Belt, Black Mage, what's the difference?

Job Change.

[TheGlassesGirl]

Say that after I punch you in the sternum, gooseneck you to the ground, reverse the gooseneck so you are on your stomach, and trap claw you while Naomi kicks you.

Edit: And if you try to fight back, a swift punch to the ulnar nerve will fix that with much quickness. What now?

Just so everyone knows, he's not making that up: He seriously knows how to do all of that. I know, I've been victim to the trap claw. That smurfer HURTS.

And that was without much pressure. I think the trap claw is part of Eskrima, or something, and I'm quite sure the gooseneck is.

DON'T EVER DO IT TO ME AGAIN. >:U

[leader of mortals]

Say that after I punch you in the sternum, gooseneck you to the ground, reverse the gooseneck so you are on your stomach, and trap claw you while Naomi kicks you.

Edit: And if you try to fight back, a swift punch to the ulnar nerve will fix that with much quickness. What now?

Just so everyone knows, he's not making that up: He seriously knows how to do all of that. I know, I've been victim to the trap claw. That smurfer HURTS.

And that was without much pressure. I think the trap claw is part of Eskrima, or something, and I'm quite sure the gooseneck is.

DON'T EVER DO IT TO ME AGAIN. >:U

Err, what if it were much, much softer? Then it would be a creepy massage XD

[NorthernChaosGod]

You're a teddy bear, you can't stop me.

I'm a black belt. I can.

Let's see you stop lead.

Graviga! :vivi:

*summons Knights of Round*

Say that after I punch you in the sternum, gooseneck you to the ground, reverse the gooseneck so you are on your stomach, and trap claw you while Naomi kicks you.

Edit: And if you try to fight back, a swift punch to the ulnar nerve will fix that with much quickness. What now?

Just so everyone knows, he's not making that up: He seriously knows how to do all of that. I know, I've been victim to the trap claw. That smurfer HURTS.

And that was without much pressure. I think the trap claw is part of Eskrima, or something, and I'm quite sure the gooseneck is.

DON'T EVER DO IT TO ME AGAIN. >:U

Protection from spiders and lom. /smug