Quotes out of context

[Carl the Llama]

Clo! xD I wanna drink with you.

When I first read that I thought it said "Clo! xD I wanna drink you." lol

ahahaha, we just figured out how to make Smitten Kitten give Loony Bob a blowjob =x

haha, you never know how hard they'll be!

but i wanted to play with you

yeah I figured I was going to get eoff raped either way

might as well lube up and join in the rape and get some enjoyment out of it

that was me raping myself

YOU SHOULD TOSS A MEATBALL FILLED WITH SLEEPING PILLS AT IT

I had my face all up and close and then I nearly myself

I asked what the meaning of life was and it said death, so I asked the meaning of death and it said life, then I asked what was the meaning of life and death and it said cookies and cake lol