Yar via text:
"Cops r coming I'm in the closet hiding shh"
"Pillow in here nini"
Even in context that cracked me up.
(12:17:16 AM) Jiro: I am the very best like no one every was desu desu I caught them passed my real test
here's a few classics from my office:
- can we feed the elephants to the people?
- i did it with a turkey baster last night
- snakes don't live in the ocean!
- the smoon's miling at us
- how do dogs understand asians?
if finding love is just a dance, proximity and chance, you will excuse me if i skip the masquerade
How do dogs understand asians - this must be asking how dogs understand commands spoken in foreign languages [that are not english]
thatsracist.mp3
she genuinely thought all dogs think in english.
if finding love is just a dance, proximity and chance, you will excuse me if i skip the masquerade
Clo (quoting herself from an offline convo in her apartment): "Guys, I made up a new drinking game! First we're going to get pregnant, and then we're gonna get abortions!"
Clo! xD I wanna drink with you.