Quote Originally Posted by Raistlin View Post
Clo: Okay, one of my friends on Facebook just "liked" "throwing bricks at sluts"

Clo: For a grand combo of enjoying not being pregnant or on fire.
Clo: because being pregnant and on fire really sucks.

Clo: Today I was banging my head on a wall and eating paint chips

You guys are right; these should totally be a book.
I swear to god there was a decent context for these quotes. I think. I need to start saving my conversations with people to prove I'm not the only one eating paint chips and then conversing.