Quotes out of context

[Raistlin]

Clo: Okay, one of my friends on Facebook just "liked" "throwing bricks at sluts"

Clo: For a grand combo of enjoying not being pregnant or on fire.
Clo: because being pregnant and on fire really sucks.

Clo: Today I was banging my head on a wall and eating paint chips

You guys are right; these should totally be a book.

[Shorty]

If you want you can join fujibutt and mines fish party!

I don't even WANT to know what a fish party is.

It's a special secret party that we are a part of and YOU AREN'T INVITED.

ps you totally stalked my usernotes

[Clo]

Clo: Okay, one of my friends on Facebook just "liked" "throwing bricks at sluts"

Clo: For a grand combo of enjoying not being pregnant or on fire.
Clo: because being pregnant and on fire really sucks.

Clo: Today I was banging my head on a wall and eating paint chips

You guys are right; these should totally be a book.

I swear to god there was a decent context for these quotes. I think. I need to start saving my conversations with people to prove I'm not the only one eating paint chips and then conversing.

[Shorty]

It's called out of context for a reason, silly xD

[Clo]

I'm just jealous that I have nothing good on anyone else.

[Shorty]

This is why this thread seemed to fail in the first couple of days. damn it, people, save your chat logs.

edit:
WildRaubtier> imaginary rape of a baby seal

[Rantz]

scrumpleberry: caww!
scrumpleberry: caw!
scrumpleberry: cawwww!
Rantzien: Putchaw! Putchaw!
scrumpleberry: pyew pyew pyew banga bang bang
Rantzien: ding dong
scrumpleberry: ringalingling
Rantzien: how are you friend
scrumpleberry signed off

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm just jealous that I have nothing good on anyone else.

You should have saved all those logs of zombie killing and booze drinking.

[Marshall Banana]

scrumpleberry: caww!
scrumpleberry: caw!
scrumpleberry: cawwww!
Rantzien: Putchaw! Putchaw!
scrumpleberry: pyew pyew pyew banga bang bang
Rantzien: ding dong
scrumpleberry: ringalingling
Rantzien: how are you friend
scrumpleberry signed off

Rantzien x scrumpleberry.

[Clo]

I'm just jealous that I have nothing good on anyone else.

You should have saved all those logs of zombie killing and booze drinking.

I should have. I'm sure some of those would have sounded terrible.

[Raistlin]

You should have saved all those logs of zombie killing and booze drinking.

Booze drinking... oh man, that reminds me, I have TEXTS.

Clo: I am a female. Wait. What I'm saying may be incorrect.

Clo: He's... White. Not good. Walks a lot. Too skinny.

Clo: Are you aroused any jesus incest mr sober?

[Dignified Pauper]

I did masturbate, but only before the second plane hit so I don't feel bad about it.

[Raistlin]

Hahaha, though that one is not any better in context...

[Dignified Pauper]

It's great no matter what the context.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Clo: Are you aroused any jesus incest mr sober?

xD