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    Quote Originally Posted by Guardian XIII View Post
    Hahahahahahaha you smurfing slay me, Steve. I love Paul but that is an incredible stretch of the truth.
    I stretch nothing, nothing except yo mamma's purse because you know she can't get enough of me I'm like heroin to that girl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peegee View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Just like her.
    I disagree. How many shots of bourbon will it take for you to change your mind?
    A lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Peegee View Post
    I disagree. How many shots of bourbon will it take for you to change your mind?
    A lot.
    1? 2? 10?

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    A couple bottles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceglow View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Guardian XIII View Post
    Hahahahahahaha you smurfing slay me, Steve. I love Paul but that is an incredible stretch of the truth.
    I stretch nothing, nothing except yo mamma's purse because you know she can't get enough of me I'm like heroin to that girl.
    That's like my first apartment you're talking about, bro.

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    Me: "...Does that mean you're really fertile?"
    Me: "Does Luna Lovegood really make love good?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    A couple bottles.
    That can be arranged. Would only cost me like 30$

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    And a new liver for me.

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    I dunno what genetic traits you have, but clearly it's not alcohol immunity.

    I'll give you 3 bottles if you drink them all the same day (within 24 hrs)

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    I've put my liver through enough in my life, I need a new one if you still want me to drink like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    I've put my liver through enough in my life, I need a new one if you still want me to drink like that.
    What are you some sort of asian? DRINKk,7lul97il7y

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty to Rantzien
    Dude, you could work at The Library bar. You have to wear short skirts and midriff shirts, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rantzien View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Shorty to Rantzien
    Dude, you could work at The Library bar. You have to wear short skirts and midriff shirts, though.
    Do it

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