Quotes out of context

[Brennan]

"I want to put my basilisk into your Chamber of Secrets "
NOTE: I wasn't serious, OR sober when I posted this on fb

[Peegee]

Who is the loser who left the toilet seat up, I had to lift it!?!?

what?

[Rantz]

Porn and beans

[Peegee]

Porn and beans

that's not out of context!

[Rantz]

Your face is not out of context!

Edit: oh wait yes it is lolol

[NorthernChaosGod]

Wtf is up with his hair? o_o

[Shorty]

Do you even need to ask? He's azn.

[Peegee]

Wtf is up with his hair? o_o

Do you even need to ask? He's azn.

What?

[Brennan]

Me: "I'm happier than an A.D.D. kid with glowsticks and aluminum foil!"

Friend: "So you did make her feel better?
"FEEL BETTER"
Phone sex?
PERVERT.
WHO ARE YOU?"

[Rantz]

Shorty is just too good a source for these.

Sarah says (22:47)
I'm bust
Y

[Raistlin]

How is that out of context? I assume she was just stating an obvious truth.

[Shoeberto]

(3:13:08 PM) PGies: don't touch it just look at it
(3:13:14 PM) Stu: ... okay.
(3:13:20 PM) PGies: would you look at that
(3:13:20 PM) Stu: it's beautiful.

[NorthernChaosGod]

My friend on AIM xD

Diego: hungry for balls
Diego: gunna go eat

[Rantz]

Manny: My heart shattered.
Shorty: I think I left mine at Eric's house.

[Peegee]

(3:13:08 PM) PGies: don't touch it just look at it
(3:13:14 PM) Stu: ... okay.
(3:13:20 PM) PGies: would you look at that
(3:13:20 PM) Stu: it's beautiful.

would you just look at that
just look at it
yep just look at it