*actions only thread*

[TheGlassesGirl]

-cracks open a really big cliff to get Manus into my party-

-kicks your ass-

[razorrozar7]

*recruits Crono in order to prevent ass-kicking*

[NorthernChaosGod]

*kicks razor's ass for daring to strike Naomi *

[razorrozar7]

*ahem* *RECRUITS CRONO TO PREVENT ASS-KICKING*

[Fujiko]

*goes on a killing spree and slays all with the masamune blade*

[razorrozar7]

*Scott Pilgrim returns and revives all*

[NorthernChaosGod]

*never died*

*Gets Lavos to do a repeat ass-kicking on Crono*

*kicks razor's ass*

[razorrozar7]

*recruits EVERY HERO EVER to prevent ass-kicking*

[leader of mortals]

-kicks everyone's ass except for NCG-

-makes a deal with NCG to creep on Naomi together-

-does what I want, regardless of whether or not you have problem-

[Fujiko]

*smiles*

[razorrozar7]

*Is shocked at LoM's ingratitude toward his sig finder*

*Is entranced by Fuji's smile*

[NorthernChaosGod]

*accepts deal with lom*

*recruits every villain (major and minor) ever to kick razor's ass*

[razorrozar7]

*acquires unkickable ass*

[NorthernChaosGod]

*punches razor in the face*

[razorrozar7]

*damns NCG for finding loopholes*

*becomes immune to physical damage*