I once had a Captain Underpants book where this guy decided he was going to change everyone's name to something stupid because he was tired of people making fun of his stupid name. It had a chart in it so you could change your own. I think mine was something like Gidget Hamsterfarts. I may look it up again when deciding my own name and then I'll have an amusing name of my own!


EDIT:

I got myself all nostalgic and looked it up. It's actually Poopsie Gerbilbrains.