If there's one thing I love more than a horror movie, it's a really bad horror movie. Luckily for me, those aren't tough to find. I was watching Jason Goes to Hell (a great movie if you like a deliciously awful flick) and right from the start, it was typical and stupid. Generic hot girl goes to the cabin by herself and gets naked for a shower. Typical. Then the power goes out. Typical. Then she puts on nothing but a towel and walks around the house, wide-eyed and scared, trying to find whatever caused it. Typical. Then Jason comes out and throws her over a balcony and she starts running out into the woods, falling completely onto her face every ten feet, just like you were talking about, Shorty. It was like they wanted you to know what would happen before it did. It wasn't done well, but it was definitely golden, purely for the comedic factor and predictability.

As for my favorite horrors, those aren't really scary either. The Evil Dead series will always be my top favorite when it comes to horror, if you can even call them that. I think a close second down the list would have to be The Shining. A young Jack Nicholson is one of the best assets to any film in cinematic history. And I definitely enjoy something that will crawl into your mind and have you creeped out for the rest of the night, as opposed to something that will jump out and startle you.