Not gonna go there, but for some reason, these lyrics always remind me of FOA:

I've never kissed a man before.
Isn't that a shame?
I've never kissed a man before.
Before I knew his name.


I've never had a taste for wine.
Isn't that a sin?
I've never had a taste for wine.
For wine can't compare with gin.


It's nice as nice can be,
My faith is at last restored.
To to know that vice,
Can be its own reward.


I always go to bed at ten.
Isn't that a bore?
I always go to bed at ten,
Then I go home...


...AT FOUR.
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