Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny - Lemon Demon

Ol' War Angel was hoppin around
EoEO like a big play ground
When suddenly Raistlin burst from the shade
And hit War Angel with a Raist grenade
War Angel got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by MILF
Who proceeded to open up a can of MILF Fu
When Shlup Quack came out of the blue

And she started beating up I'm My Own MILF
Then they both got flattened by the Raistmobile
But before it could make it back to the Raistcave
PuPu popped out of his grave
And took an AK47 out from under his hat
And blew Raistlin away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Yeargdribble came to save the day

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Eyes on Final Fantasy
Mods, Admins, and Members as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Eyes on Final Fantasy

War Angel took a bite out of Yeargdribble
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then MILF came back covered in a tire track
But Clo jumped out and landed on his back
And Raistlin was injured, and trying to get steady
When PuPu came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Big D took him out with his whip

Then he saw War Angel sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Raistlin stole it and he shot and he missed
And Clo deflected it with her fist
Then she jumped in the air and did a summersault
While PuPu tried to pole vault
Onto Yeargdribble, but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Cuchulainn Stare

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Eyes on Final Fantasy
Mods, Admins, and Members as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown...

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Cid Highwind
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Big D
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Raistlin changed back into Wraithslin
But Cid saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Raistlin's head in between his thighs

Then Leader of Mortals and Guardian XIII and
"Eyes on FF"'s Sir Lancealot and
VeloZer0 and The Blues Agent and
DMKA and Rantzien
Jesweee, The Man, Levian, and Skyblade
Baloki, Chris, every single FE hater
Shiny and Oddler,
Peegee, Rye, Bunny, Celes, and Rebellious Eagle
All came out of no where lightning fast
And they kicked Cid Highwind in his founder ass
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
With civilians looking on total awe

The battle raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Depression Moon in a bloodstained sweater

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Eyes on Final Fantasy
Mods, Admins, and Members as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
Of Eyes on Final Fantasy