Just something fun. Using each FF separately, post which characters you would kiss them for being cute, praise for a good job, drown them for being worthless or annoying, and who you would give a cookie to and why.
FFI:
Kiss White Mage cause she's cute and I hope she's a she...
Praise Black Belt, cause he's pretty awesome out of the box
Drown Thief cause Ninja doesn't make up for how crappy this class is
Give the Cookie to Fighter cause he's always the best
FFII
Kiss Maria I mean damn...
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Praise Josef cause he doesn't get as much love as he deserves.
Drown Leila cause she's not as useful as the others and you have to use her longer than the crappy prince.
Give a Cookie Minwu for being the most useful character out of the whole lot of them.
FFIII
Kiss Refia cause she's so adorable
Praise Desch for finally remembering what he needed to do
Drown The Earth Crystal for showing up at the 11th hour and forcing me to have to re-level.
Give a Cookie to the Onion Knights for being so awesome.
FFIV
Kiss Adult Rydia cause damn...
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Praise Cecil and Kain for being awesome and making the story good
Drown Tellah, despite redeeming himself with his death, he still was worthless and I hated having Meteor but only 90 mp...
Give a Cookie to Edge and Cid, for always making me laugh.
I'll do some more later but this should give you an idea of what I mean.