Eggs!

[Bunny]

inb4 fertilized

Scrambled eggs literally make me vomit. I can't eat the yoke, or at least I cannot be able to taste the yoke at all or I vomit. When I have boiled eggs, I have to take the yellow part out and sprinkle some pepper on it.

Do you buy egg whites in those milk cartons?

That stuff is uncivilized and vile.

So you're admitting to using it?

I prefer my eggs Benedict.