Today I felt like taking a day off from work because I wanted to get a college essay done. I downloaded the *SlyDial app so I could avoid talking to my boss and go straight to voicemail. I thought I was so slick until it connected me directly to her and I stammered out a pathetic excuse in shock at my app failing. FML.

Your turn.



*SlyDial is an app for the iPhone, Droid and Blackberry phones that lets you connect straight to voicemail and avoid talking to your parents, SO, boss, whatever. Or at least, it's SUPPOSED to do that.... ;__;