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    My sister is 11, so it will be a long time before I have any neices/nephews (if ever). As I do not want any kids ever, she will almost certainly have kids before me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post
    Why is that shocking? You're old.
    What? We let you have your fifteen minutes, Shlup!
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    I am afraid to be an uncle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    I am afraid to be an uncle.
    Is it because they will see you in a Bikini when they least expect it.....


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    I have a nephew and two nieces that I've never met.

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodarian View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    I am afraid to be an uncle.
    Is it because they will see you in a Bikini when they least expect it.....
    Despite the rumors, I am not Raistlin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShlupQuack View Post

    I hope I don't become an aunt any time soon. If I become an aunt before I become a mother I am going to choke someone.
    Mostly because my big bro, who's 24, is never going to be in a relationship of any type...He just won't. He's too wrapped up in his own life (which is honestly just Eve and anime, and hanging out with his friends every now and then) and he's too cynical about people in general to ever get married. It'd take a really really unique type of girl for him to settle down.

    Thus, it's looking like it's up to me to be the first to bring children into the brood. I'm still too young by my personal standards to even get married, let alone have kids, but I know i'll be starting sometime in the next 10 years.

    So no I dont know what aunthood is like yet and probably won't for a good while considering the next in line is 5 years younger than me (as long as he keeps it wrapped and/or in the pants).

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    Congrats to you, Roddy. May your uncleship be... erm... whatever uncleship is supposed to be.

    I'm the oldest in my family by three.five years, so I better not be an uncle before I be a father.

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    I have a niece and she is the cutest thing ever, she's only about 16 months It was very surprising when I heard that my brother's girlfriend was pregnant, he was nearly 20 at the time and it definitely wasn't planned. I never thought he would be the first to have a baby, he isn't even the oldest out of the six of us.

    Anyway, I think I'm quite a fun auntie and if I had more money I would probably spoil her a lot. It's kind of still weird to think that I am an aunt to be honest.

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    OMG, Congrats Rod! I'm so happy for you! Tell your sister some gay kid half the world away who has a megacrush on you wishes you all the best!



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    My sister had a baby at 14 and she gave it up for adoption. I don't consider myself an Uncle, but she does.

    Regardless, that's cool that you're going to be a legitimate uncle.

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    Oh god..

    I misread the opening of your post as:
    Quote Originally Posted by Rodarian
    I'M GOING TO BE AN UNCLE!!

    My sister nailed me a few months back

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    >>> I have been an uncle for 2 years now, nothing special about it..
    >> The black orb glitters ominously... but nothing happens..

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    Quote Originally Posted by nik0tine View Post
    Oh god..

    I misread the opening of your post as:
    Quote Originally Posted by Rodarian
    I'M GOING TO BE AN UNCLE!!

    My sister nailed me a few months back
    eeewww....


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    My nephew is turning 2 this Sunday and I'm gonna make him something special for his birthday He makes me really happy to be around and always wants to hang out with me.

    Congratulations, Rod. I think you can look forward to a lot of fun in the future with your new niece/nephew


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