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I still appreciate the photo op.
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Eric, you witty little Star Wars-lovin smurfer mcsmurfsmurf
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Clo, you just make me wanta break into song you little byahbyahbyah
Now here's a little story I've got to tell
About two bad mothas you know so well
It started way back in General C
With a thread, Clograb, and me, G13.
Been had a little horsey named Psy Revere
Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer
Riding across the land, kicking up sand
Shlup's posse on my tail cause I'm in demand
One lonely alki I be
All by myself with nobody
The sun is beating down on my Boba helmet
The air is gettin' hot, the beer is getting flat
Lookin' for a girl I ran into a... girl (
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Her name is Clograb I said "Howdy", she said, "Hi"
She told a little story that sounded well rehearsed
Four days on the run and that she's dying of thirst
The brew was in my hand, and she was on my tip (
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Her voice was hoarse, her throat was dry, she asked me for a sip
She said "Can I get some?"
I said "You can't get none!"
Had a chance to run
She pulled out a shotgun
Quick on the draw I thought I'd be dead
She put the gun to my head and this is what she said
"Now my name is Clograb I've got a license to kill
I think you know what time it is it's time to get ill
Now what do we have here an outlaw and his beer
I run this land, you understand, I make myself clear."
We stepped into the index, she had a gun, I had a grin
You think this story's over but it's ready to begin
buh-buh buh-buh buh-buh-buh skewi skew
buh-buh buh-buh buh-buh-buh skewi skew
"Now I got the gun, you got the brew
You got two choices of what you can do
It's not a tough decision as you can see
I can blow you () away or you can ride with me"
I said "I'll ride with you if you can get me to the banner
The sheriff's after me for what I did to her daughter
I did it like this, I did it like that
I did it with a whiffleball bat
So I'm on the run, the CK's got my gun
And right about now, it's time to have some fun
The King G13, that is my name
And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne."
We rode for six hours then we hit the spot
The beat was a bumping and the Angels was hot
This dude was staring like he knows who we are
We took the empty spot next to him at the bar
Clograb said, "Yippie Yo, you know this kid?"
I said, "I didn't." but I know she did
The kid said, "Get ready cause this ain't funny
My name's NCG and I'm about to get money."
Pulled out the jammy aimed it at the sky
He yelled "Stick 'em up!" and let two fly
Hands went up and people hit the floor
He wasted two admins that ran for the door
"I'm NCG and I get respect
Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect"
Clograb was with it and she's my ace
So I grabbed a chocobo and I punched him in the face
The chocobo's out the music stopped
His boy had beef and he got dropped
NCG grabbed the money, Clograb snatched the gold
I grabbed two Angels and a beer that's cold.
Last edited by G13; 09-13-2010 at 01:32 AM.
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Why wasn't I invited to this drunken outing?
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I don't love you because your posts are cookie cutter unfunny and will necessarily contain some reference to NorthernChaosGod, Clo, or Saint John Chrysostom, all of whom are about as funny as an banana peel (read: not). trekking the galaxy with my balls
i am drunk hello weekly poast
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I SHOT SHOTGUNNED 8 BEERS
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but yeah i'm less funny than all of them
so changing for me would be a change for the worst
moral dilemma
cox
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i'm actually sorry, i feel bad for my first post. no sarcasm. merge the smurf out of them if you want but appy polly loggies for being a doucche
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But I feel bad for his first post too. :[
Want me to merge the smurf out of them?
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