"the nice guy"

[Dignified Pauper]

Shlup, I know lots of girls like this. They love the frat-tastic douche-bags. I'm one of these girls.

[Raistlin]

Like others have pointed out, this comic has been posted before and it was the general (and correct) consensus that they are both morons.

The guy is whiny idiot and the girl is a stereotypical, trashy bitch. There's really not much more to say.

[Dignified Pauper]

Raistlin, just because you're often in that guy's shoes, is no reason to refer to her as a

trashy bitch.

That's not nice.

[Raistlin]

But Shlup is a self-labeled bitch who looks and smells like she got dressed in a dump. What else should I call her?

[Dignified Pauper]

So you admit it, you are in love with Shlup?

[Shlup]

Shlup, I know lots of girls like this. They love the frat-tastic douche-bags. I'm one of these girls.

And therein lies one of the main differences between a "girl" and a "woman."

But Shlup is a self-labeled bitch who looks and smells like she got dressed in a dump. What else should I call her?

I am not a bitch.

And I smell amazing.

And these pants were only $3! You can't beat that with a stick!

[Dignified Pauper]

And therein lies one of the main differences between a "girl" and a "woman."

I don't know what you're implying there, but if it's simply that you're old, and I'm young... then that's okay with me.

I am not a bitch.

And I smell amazing.

And these pants were only $3! You can't beat that with a stick!

I don't know about smell, and $3 pants tell me you're either amazingly efficient with money, or poor...

and I don't know if you're a bitch or not, I've never spoke with BJ. :\

[nik0tine]

I gave up as soon as I saw the giant wall of text.

[Dignified Pauper]

to be honest, so did I.

[Pheesh]

But the whole "yeah I totally just love douchebags" thing is way over the line and pisses me off almost as much as the indignant nice guy thing.

That's why it's , Clo, 'cause the girl confirms that she is only interested in Neanderthals, which is ridiculous.

I don't think it's so much saying that girls are interested in douches by default, so much as it's saying pissy guys don't give them a lot of choice.

[Cuchulainn]

Iceglow's sister is MEAN!

Seriously that was dull reading and extremely one sided. I'd probably fit into the 'dickhead' category (sports,fighting here & there, alcohol, drugs, alcohol, lots of women etc) when I was younger but even I see that this long-winded bollox was the cartoon equivalent of writing the pros and cons of anything in two bits of paper, taking the pros & shoving them right up your arse & then presenting the cons as evidence. They're all hard to debunk & make sense but you don't see the whole picture.

[Dignified Pauper]

Cuch, stop trying to be rational and just generalize with the rest of us.

[Madame Adequate]

Here you are.

[NorthernChaosGod]

The dude is a pussy and the girl is a bitch, end of story.

[Crop]

Kinda weird that she chose the second after he grew one ball to beat him down with that wall of text. Guess he'll never be confessing his love to anyone again.